[Mr E Nigma]

Originally Posted by Wise Child

*pats E on the head* Don't worry, sweetie. It's only a metaphorical penguin.

Yo' momma's too goth to touch a real penguin, or indeed any living creature, for any purpose other than imminent sacrifice, for fear that the disgusting essence of life that ebbs through its veins should infect her and turn her into *shudder* a living entity, rather than an undead one!

DISCLAIMER: no penguins were harmed during the posting of this message.

*passes E a cup of hot tea* There you go, love. For the shock.

Much Obliged.