Why are we limiting ourselves to just one worst band of all time? It's quite possible (and indeed likely) for many groups to occupy that position.
Furthermore, why are we just limiting ourselves to people who are known to suck? There's much, much worse to be had if you dig around for long enough, finding those little nuggets of awfulness that await the incautious searcher like a nugget of sheep shit in a McDonald's chocolate shake.
Let's think about this, now. There are so many categories by which these groups could be judged.
1) Attention whoring / whining / acting like a twat.
2) Overexposure.
3) How derivative they are of other lowest-common-denominator groups.
4) Family connections -- how many sing or play just because they have a relative who does the same?
5) Reality TV origins
6) Lack of talent
There are of course plenty of other categories. Just don't plump for the obvious choices, that's all I'm saying...
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