Why can't scientists use this Genetic Modifiation lark for something useful, and zap me with a DNA-changing ray so that I'll have naturally purple hair forever? Is it really so difficult? *pouts*
Oh, and I'll get perfect boobies as well, while they're at it! ;-)
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