This is hilarious...

[Minyaliel]

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/bulletins.shtml

Somehow I feel very sorry for some of these persons... *dries tears of laughter* I had to share this link with you guys. Read and enjoy =)

[Bete Noire]

Excellent:

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Hilarious! My mother ( a church minister) quite enjoyed reading them as well.

[Beneath the Shadows]

That was great!

"O come all ye faithful, sin in exultation."

Great advice, right there.

[thekorupt]

you have amused me for the whole night... I laughed so hard my face hurt... thanks :-) I needed that today

[Tea and Cake or Death]

HA! THANKS! These were funny. * goes forth to spam her friends with this*

[Renatus]

"Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children."

"The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon."

"Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. "

"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
My four favorites

[Jaye Jang]

Thanks. I needed the laugh. Can add these to the list from our church bulletin, which had these two great typos: "Will the ladies who wish to participate in the choir please meet at the front of the church with your choir robes down and your dresses up." (Should have read 'meet up, down at the front of the church with your choir robes').

And my personal favorite ... "Church begins promptly at 11 a.m. Our ushers will eat all the latecomers." (Should've read 'seat').

[Valrys]

Very very funny

And if you're of a techy nature, take a look at that sites laaaaarge amount of similar occurances relating to computers...keep you busy for a few hours

[kikrox]

thanks for the link !