"Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children."
"The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon."
"Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. "
"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
My four favorites
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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