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11-02-2007, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
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I feel so guilty now.
how dare I want to enjoy myself? I mean I only have what, 3000 or so posts? Pure evil...
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11-02-2007, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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WTF you talkin' 'bout, noob?
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11-03-2007, 08:16 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
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Yo momma!
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11-18-2007, 05:29 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: cardiff, uk
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kinda lame dont you think. i wonder if your personality is as hostile in real life. aye so be welcoming and not a dictator. please... sir. do you really want to scare people away?
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01-02-2008, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: USA.
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I'm sure it's possible that not all Newbies are obnoxious dipshits.
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03-01-2008, 01:11 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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pfft, the thread starter sure is a sad bitch. but yeah, that behavior is relevant if this forum had several l33t n00b kewl ataks lawl...
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03-01-2008, 01:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 74
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
So you are new here and you wanna get your cherry popped? What’s the best way to go about it? Well, you could try to be yourself, and if that gets you flamed…slit your fucking wrist and call it a day.
We promise to love you in the morning.
A n00b should know a few things before starting out, though, and here are those things.
Using L33t speak will cause strangers to appear at your door with incendiary devices, and you will be flamed. And trust me, there ain’t no Colonel Sanders Original Recipe, it’s all extra fucking crispy.
Do not make your own thread. First, get a goddamn clue and see if there is one already made that consists of the gist of your *sic* original thought, and do yourself a flame retardant favor, and post your idea/thought/epiphany/brainfart there. Introductions are nice, and we welcome them. That’s why we have a perpetual thread for that very reason. It’s is called Introduce Your Self Here, and you can find it in the General section.
Introductions are nice, and we welcome them.
That’s why we have a perpetual forum for that very reason.
It’s called The Introduction Forum.
Please ONLY Introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum.!
Do not introduce yourself in the Literature section, the Movies and Games section, the Political Section, the Music section, the Whining Section, or the Fashion section. Do not make your own thread in any of those sections introducing yourself. Just use one brain cell, and the one thread that’s been created for you to introduce yourself.
Mmmkay?
Now, let’s cover some basics. You are probably wondering what Goth is, and want to ask others if they are as Goth as you? Well, no one is as Goth as you, so that’s a horse you’ll just have to fuck yourself. Yes, YOU are the GOTHEST of the GOTH, and that’s why after making your first post you’ll have a little tag that proclaims to the world that you are a Baby Goth.
On Writing, there are some really good books out there that teach you the fundamentals (if you slept through grade school) of writing, and I suggest picking up at least one of those up and reading the preface before posting your original work. We all, all of us, love a good yarn (especially of the macabre flavor) and really appreciate it when correct grammar and punctuation is used.
It’s. Not. That. Fucking. Hard. Really.
DO NOT harass, stalk, or otherwise annoy any of the other posters.
If you feel you have the right to make an ass of yourself, we have the right to make fun of you.
If you want to whine about how miserable your life is, there is a section just for that. It's called, amazingly enough, "Whining". If the reason you're whining is bullshit, though, we, again, reserve the right to make fun of you.
If you want to plug your new website, or the Goth ****** dresses you are selling then there is a section just for that. It's called "Shill".
Keep it there, please.
Logic! What a concept!
We have a place for your poetry and writing. It's in the "Literature" section. Yes, it was another brilliant stroke of logic, wasn't it?
If you think Manson is God and wish to talk about how Goth he is, we have a section for that. It's called MUSIC! If you are in a band,know someone who is in a band, or live near someone that thought about playing in a band once, THIS is your forum!
If you play World of Warcraft until your eyes bleed or want to argue about who makes the SICKEST exploitation films, VOILA a section for that as well. It is T.V, MOVIES and GAMES!
Finally, If you want to explore all of the Goth Gothiness that Hot Topic has to offer, please do so. In the FASHION forum!
Beyond that, Welcome to Hell and we hope you enjoy the show!
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you are a ni*gg*er. and no i dont mean a black person.
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03-02-2008, 01:42 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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EPS was being more than just a bit sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek, she was just about the nicest, most accepting person on the boards (assuming that you weren't a complete asshat)
...oh and calling someone names when they haven't even been on the board in over a year is just a little pointless
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06-19-2008, 04:05 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Brighton, Colorado
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Hello. I'm not really new here. I have been a member for at least two years and deleted my last account because i never used it. Well when i did that i realized i liked this site so i made a new one. Ok...
Name: Kit
Age: 16 almost 17
Sex: Female
Location: Colorado
Random: In any case that you decide to fuck with me i will fuck your shit up hardcore. I have no problem hunting your ass down and decking you in the dome piece. I'm generally a nice person till i get pissed. I have been a "GOTH" since 3rd grade. I was Wearing black nail polish before thoughs fuck faces even knew what it was. Yes i do cuss alot and more often than i should. Want to know more look at my pro or ask me and don't be all stupid about it.
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06-19-2008, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Go to the intro section and try that again, then again if you can't figure out that you post was made in the wrong section then maybe you can't find the intro section, if that is the case then here it is (link)
To the admin: Can we get this thread locked? There really isn't a reason for it to remain open.
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06-19-2008, 05:01 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Brighton, Colorado
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Yeah no shit bitch. im fully aware of that.
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08-11-2008, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 42
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shit! fuck! mutherfucker! cunt! bitch! whore! slut! cocksucker! nasty crack hag hoe!
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09-04-2008, 07:30 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hell
Posts: 47
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I like you. You remind me of my friend April.
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10-04-2008, 12:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Calgary, AB
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Heyo, my name is Cheryl. I figured I'd give a quick hi, as I'm obviously new here.
It's been forever since I've posted in any kind of forum, so doing this feels like the first day of fucking high school. Shit. The internet is a very serious place.
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10-04-2008, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Go to the intro section and try that again, here it is (link)
To the admin: Can we please get this thread locked?
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06-23-2009, 12:31 AM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: in earth
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
So you are new here and you wanna get your cherry popped? What’s the best way to go about it? Well, you could try to be yourself, and if that gets you flamed…slit your fucking wrist and call it a day.
We promise to love you in the morning.
A n00b should know a few things before starting out, though, and here are those things.
Using L33t speak will cause strangers to appear at your door with incendiary devices, and you will be flamed. And trust me, there ain’t no Colonel Sanders Original Recipe, it’s all extra fucking crispy.
Do not make your own thread. First, get a goddamn clue and see if there is one already made that consists of the gist of your *sic* original thought, and do yourself a flame retardant favor, and post your idea/thought/epiphany/brainfart there. Introductions are nice, and we welcome them. That’s why we have a perpetual thread for that very reason. It’s is called Introduce Your Self Here, and you can find it in the General section.
Introductions are nice, and we welcome them.
That’s why we have a perpetual forum for that very reason.
It’s called The Introduction Forum.
Please ONLY Introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum.!
Do not introduce yourself in the Literature section, the Movies and Games section, the Political Section, the Music section, the Whining Section, or the Fashion section. Do not make your own thread in any of those sections introducing yourself. Just use one brain cell, and the one thread that’s been created for you to introduce yourself.
Mmmkay?
Now, let’s cover some basics. You are probably wondering what Goth is, and want to ask others if they are as Goth as you? Well, no one is as Goth as you, so that’s a horse you’ll just have to fuck yourself. Yes, YOU are the GOTHEST of the GOTH, and that’s why after making your first post you’ll have a little tag that proclaims to the world that you are a Baby Goth.
On Writing, there are some really good books out there that teach you the fundamentals (if you slept through grade school) of writing, and I suggest picking up at least one of those up and reading the preface before posting your original work. We all, all of us, love a good yarn (especially of the macabre flavor) and really appreciate it when correct grammar and punctuation is used.
It’s. Not. That. Fucking. Hard. Really.
DO NOT harass, stalk, or otherwise annoy any of the other posters.
If you feel you have the right to make an ass of yourself, we have the right to make fun of you.
If you want to whine about how miserable your life is, there is a section just for that. It's called, amazingly enough, "Whining". If the reason you're whining is bullshit, though, we, again, reserve the right to make fun of you.
If you want to plug your new website, or the Goth ****** dresses you are selling then there is a section just for that. It's called "Shill".
Keep it there, please.
Logic! What a concept!
We have a place for your poetry and writing. It's in the "Literature" section. Yes, it was another brilliant stroke of logic, wasn't it?
If you think Manson is God and wish to talk about how Goth he is, we have a section for that. It's called MUSIC! If you are in a band,know someone who is in a band, or live near someone that thought about playing in a band once, THIS is your forum!
If you play World of Warcraft until your eyes bleed or want to argue about who makes the SICKEST exploitation films, VOILA a section for that as well. It is T.V, MOVIES and GAMES!
Finally, If you want to explore all of the Goth Gothiness that Hot Topic has to offer, please do so. In the FASHION forum!
Beyond that, Welcome to Hell and we hope you enjoy the show!
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god im new here but im really really love the way i am today
fuck wit me and im sure i will fuck you back; even though im quite but when i speak
i assure you im gonna hit ur ass down those nuts roaming here your not welcome here take ur broke nuts out of here ur shit dont make fun of people here coz
im sure theres a reason why were here i cxant control myself i get pissed as soon as you make me so if u fuck wit me god ikm gonna drive ur nuts crazy
sooo i like TO WELCOME MYSELF IN HERE..
IM NURNSIA THE COFFIN ROSE!!!
WELCOME TO HELL
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06-23-2009, 12:45 AM
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#92
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Bahahaha, I like noobs that feel like they matter.
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-16-2011, 05:36 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: United Kingland of England
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Jeez. What's with the first poster anyway? Talk about not wanting to post much.
I'll challenge the flaming though I've got one of these ordered and on the way. http://www.scraplands.com/index%20OPENING.htm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH get out the queue mother fucker! HAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
*ahem!* (*^_^*)
Peace(s)
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08-18-2011, 05:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Rockford, Illinois
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I am stuck... okay I am newbie here... And thanks for the tips then
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08-19-2011, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Fuck you, n00b! Why do people feel the need to post in this godamn thread?
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12-12-2011, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Canada
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just bumpin this thread..lol..
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12-12-2011, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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Alright, really, this thread should have been locked a hell of a fucking long time ago. But, I'm curious, how did I miss this little piece of history? lol
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02-29-2012, 01:41 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Dublin
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is this a topic every newbie must post to firstly?
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09-30-2012, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2012
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[quote=Empty_Purple_Stars;45582]And for the record..
I didn't write the Newbie thread for the most part...
Two of our beloved Elder members did..
You can waste your pathetic evening trying to figure out which parts..
And maybe just MAYBE there IS a REASON, why that thread was written EXACTLY the way it was written...
Wow.. A Concept..
Do you always go somewhere new and IMMEDIATELY proceed to give advice about things and people you know nothing about?
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finally ... someone who has enough brains to be sarcastic... i think im in heaven
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06-24-2013, 04:53 PM
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#100
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Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Florida USA
Posts: 77
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I introduced myself in the introduction forum. Hopefully my head won't roll off my head by the morning.
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