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11-06-2012, 07:09 PM
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#451
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Get off the crack.
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11-06-2012, 09:31 PM
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#452
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Join Date: Nov 2012
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re:Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord??????
The purpose of life is to develop a deep, personal relationship with Jesus and love Him with all our hearts (Lk 10:27). But no matter how long we "hang around" Jesus by engaging in religious and humanitarian activities, we will never truly know Him until we totally surrender to Him (see Jn 14:9). We must be baptized into Jesus (Rm 6:3), that is, immersed in Him. We must decide to live for Him and not for ourselves (2 Cor 5:15), to do His will and not our own. We must say with Paul: "I have been crucified with Christ, and it is no longer I that live but Christ Who lives in me. I still live my human life, but it is a life of faith in the Son of God Who loved me and gave Himself for me" (Gal 2:19-20, our transl).
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11-06-2012, 09:40 PM
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#453
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Join Date: Nov 2012
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re:Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord??????
Lord Jesus, I ask You to forgive my sins and save me from eternal separation from God. By faith, I accept Your work and death on the cross as sufficient payment for my sins. Thank You for providing the way for me to know You and to have a relationship with my heavenly Father. Through faith in You, I have eternal life. Thank You also for hearing my prayers and loving me unconditionally. Please give me the strength, wisdom, and determination to walk in the center of Your will. In Jesus’ name, amen.
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11-06-2012, 10:44 PM
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#454
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Best. Bot. Ever.
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11-07-2012, 12:40 AM
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#455
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: UK
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i think we should keep it!
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11-07-2012, 01:56 AM
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#456
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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I don't know.. if we keep it then someone is going to have to walk it and clean up after it...
Bots are a big responsibility.
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11-07-2012, 11:45 PM
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#457
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Miss Absynthe
I don't know.. if we keep it then someone is going to have to walk it and clean up after it...
Bots are a big responsibility.
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who is the bot ?
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11-08-2012, 09:19 PM
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#458
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by scotthill956
Lord Jesus, I ask You to forgive my sins and save me from eternal separation from God. By faith, I accept Your work and death on the cross as sufficient payment for my sins. Thank You for providing the way for me to know You and to have a relationship with my heavenly Father. Through faith in You, I have eternal life. Thank You also for hearing my prayers and loving me unconditionally. Please give me the strength, wisdom, and determination to walk in the center of Your will. In Jesus’ name, amen.
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amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11-09-2012, 01:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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So.. you like cruise ship jobs a lot, huh?
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11-09-2012, 01:34 PM
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#460
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: UK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Absynthe
So.. you like cruise ship jobs a lot, huh?
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MAHAHAHAHA! Oh, poor pothead. I wonder if bots go to pothead heaven?
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11-09-2012, 02:47 PM
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#461
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Texas
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My Life with Thrill Kill Kult is cooler than jesus
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11-11-2012, 10:57 AM
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#462
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by NapalmCow
My Life with Thrill Kill Kult is cooler than jesus
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nothing is cooler than Jesus
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11-11-2012, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Jesus wore sandals.
He's not that cool.
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11-11-2012, 10:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Miss Absynthe
Jesus wore sandals.
He's not that cool.
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it's only not cool if he wore socks with them
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11-11-2012, 10:25 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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I had a music teacher who wore socks with sandals and short shorts.
He used to scare the crap out of me.
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11-14-2012, 09:59 PM
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#466
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Absynthe
I had a music teacher who wore socks with sandals and short shorts.
He used to scare the crap out of me.
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and his name wasn't Jesus, I can bet ya
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11-16-2012, 03:04 PM
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#467
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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remember Jesus loves you
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11-17-2012, 08:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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I only want someone to get saved
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11-21-2012, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Texas
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Will someone drive a long dark stake through the heart of this thread and send it into oblivion?
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11-25-2012, 05:08 PM
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#470
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by lotan
Will someone drive a long dark stake through the heart of this thread and send it into oblivion?
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why do you want that ?
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12-02-2012, 02:51 PM
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#471
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Absynthe
Jesus wore sandals.
He's not that cool.
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oh by the way sandals are by far the coolest thing there is too ware , think about it , you would be burning up if your wore tenishoes in the desert
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12-06-2012, 07:09 AM
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#472
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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This thread's been going on for ages...
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12-13-2012, 08:36 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by CIRQUEFREAK91
This thread's been going on for ages...
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yeah it's been a while hasn't it ?
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12-13-2012, 03:00 PM
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#474
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Jesus loves you
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12-21-2012, 03:07 AM
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#475
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Jesus loves you
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