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Old 01-19-2007, 05:14 PM   #1
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Ye Olde Gothick Limericks

Limericks. A fine literary tradition, no?

However, a good limerick is rare. This is the thread where you get to try your hand at it. It's also the thread where we tell you how to write a better limerick and what you may be doing wrong.

Shall we?


On a forum called gothic dot net,
There's a few spooky kids that I've met.
They think that they're gothic
'Cause they shop at Hot Topic,
But they're poseurs, I'm willing to bet.


Your turn.

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Old 01-19-2007, 05:36 PM   #2
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This thread sure does suck balls,
Much like our never ending malls,
Yet to it, post I must,
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
This heap of ignorant trash appals.

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No disrespect to Skot. This just flowed out of its own accord.
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Old 01-19-2007, 08:00 PM   #3
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I am the mighty god of the flame
Hephaestus, that is my name
My nose can shoot fire
And my friends oft admire
It's too bad my ass does the same.
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Old 01-19-2007, 08:26 PM   #4
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Hmmm... can I do this?


Two mallgoths at a club saw a creature,
And one said, "He has familiar features;
He has boots with hardware,
And those spikes in his hair
But I think that's our chemistry teacher!"

Hey, I did it!
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:30 PM   #5
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My my... touchy aren't we?!? But thanks, I guess. I'll try again...

::racks brains::

...

This may take a while.

Hey, ::tugs shirt sleeve::

...are limericks always supposed to be funny, or can they NOT be funny?
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Old 01-22-2014, 11:18 PM   #6
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There where some goths ona site.
Who where limericking with all of thier might.
But it was quite lame.
As it all seemed the same.
So i posted mine for a skite.
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Old 08-10-2016, 05:11 AM   #7
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There was a young gothling from Rome,
The gothest of goths ever known.
He'd go to the park,
And skulk in the dark
Till dinner, when mum drove him home.

Boom boom.
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