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02-12-2010, 03:56 PM
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#901
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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NASA - The Shuttle crew awoke @ 4:14pm ET to the theme song from "Firefly: The Ballad of Serenity", performed by Sonny Rhodes. It was played for astronaut Bob Behnken.
Ben - And for just a minute, all seems right with the universe.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-12-2010, 04:01 PM
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#902
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Seattle
Posts: 190
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
NASA - The Shuttle crew awoke @ 4:14pm ET to the theme song from "Firefly: The Ballad of Serenity", performed by Sonny Rhodes. It was played for astronaut Bob Behnken.
Ben - And for just a minute, all seems right with the universe.
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Fuck yeah!
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02-12-2010, 04:33 PM
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#903
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
NASA - The Shuttle crew awoke @ 4:14pm ET to the theme song from "Firefly: The Ballad of Serenity", performed by Sonny Rhodes. It was played for astronaut Bob Behnken.
Ben - And for just a minute, all seems right with the universe.
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Comment from Whedonesque.com:
...and then the space shuttle program was canceled. Coincidence?
LMAO!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-12-2010, 11:34 PM
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#904
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Earth.
Posts: 479
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If all goes well, I might be dating this realy great guy soon.
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"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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02-13-2010, 08:57 AM
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#905
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 754
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I found 2 Bauhaus concerts I didn't already have.
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02-13-2010, 09:00 PM
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#906
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction...on_id=20514806
This pagan lady claimed to have trapped a four thousand year old vampire in a cheap necklace and now it can be yours for half price! Well it could have been except it actually SOLD.
While it made me laugh and laugh and laugh, I realized, shit, I have a lot of worthless crap around the house, if I claim its all magicked and possessed, I could be sitting on a gold mine!
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02-13-2010, 11:23 PM
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#907
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction...on_id=20514806
This pagan lady claimed to have trapped a four thousand year old vampire in a cheap necklace and now it can be yours for half price! Well it could have been except it actually SOLD.
While it made me laugh and laugh and laugh, I realized, shit, I have a lot of worthless crap around the house, if I claim its all magicked and possessed, I could be sitting on a gold mine!
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Saya, you made MY day with this post.
If you stumbled upon this listing, it wasn’t an accident. This Vampire may be calling you. If you feel an urge to purchase this Vampire, please don’t wait. Things happen for a reason, and your Guides have lead you to this listing. Trust your intuition.
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-14-2010, 02:20 AM
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#908
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: new zealand
Posts: 255
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Hahah ahhahaha hahahaha. Saya. You made my day.
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02-14-2010, 07:06 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Greater KC area.
Posts: 87
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OMG.. That is freakin' great.. roflmao
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02-14-2010, 07:41 AM
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#910
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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New gems from TFLN:
(307): I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
(803): just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
(201): i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
(516): i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
(304): What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
(1-304): That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
(585): she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-14-2010, 08:17 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Greater KC area.
Posts: 87
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(717): where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
From a few days ago, but still one of my favourites I've seen on there..
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02-14-2010, 09:04 AM
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#912
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Yeah, I probably thought about that one too much. After the initial giggle, I couldn't tell if it was comedy or tragedy.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-14-2010, 09:39 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Wingy-mullet man made a bomb out of a metal tube and unidentified gas!
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Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
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02-14-2010, 10:17 AM
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#914
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I have a gallon jug of manischewitz. It's making my day.
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02-14-2010, 10:36 AM
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#915
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
Posts: 2,535
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Breakfast in bed.
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"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon."
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02-14-2010, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I went on a steam train and had tea and strawberries ect. YUM.
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02-14-2010, 01:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
Posts: 646
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Went to the club and visited with a lot of friends I hadn't seen for a while. That would have completely made my night all on its own, but to top it off, Mr S got me a t-shirt that reads "I [realistic heart] ZOMBIES" for Valentine's Day. I'm going to wear it the next time I tutor at the middle school ; )
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02-14-2010, 01:35 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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This wasn't today, but I went to a concert friday. That made my entire fucking weekend!
Though my neck is still stiff and sore
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02-14-2010, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
Posts: 646
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What band did you see, Anarasha?
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02-14-2010, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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A danish heavy metal alcohol gay polish punk band(or so they claim :P) named Red Warszawa :p
Their music is awesome and their lyrics are so weird that you can love them no matter what state of mind you are in :p
It was my first concert ever as well :D It was so awesome! :D
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02-14-2010, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
Posts: 646
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarasha
It was my first concert ever as well It was so awesome!
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Oh, congrats! I'm so glad you enjoyed it.
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02-14-2010, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
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Thanks :D
I did most certainly enjoyed it :D It went on for 2 hours, so I ended up screaming myself to a sore throat and headbanging myself to a stiff neck :P
Another thing was that the guitarist gave some guys on the front row some guitar picks, and I was one of the ones' to get one :D Yay at that
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02-14-2010, 02:50 PM
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#923
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-14-2010, 03:46 PM
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#924
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Matt Lauer talking about getting to carry the Olympic torch:
"You put on that silly outfit, and then before you get your turn, they give you a pep talk. 'That flame is the greatest symbol for peace the world has ever known.'
I don't care how cool you are, after someone tells you that and the runner before you approaches to hand the torch over, you turn to jelly."
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Invented by the Nazis!
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02-14-2010, 04:48 PM
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#925
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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An email made my morning, and in the evening me and a co-worker got some laughs due to some funny errors (like forgetting to turn down one of the mics so for a whole minute people heard a discussion about an iPhone app, as well as accidentally putting on the wrong feed for another minute) we did when broadcasting our radioshows, since we were both dead tired. Simply hilarious.
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