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11-02-2015, 06:48 AM
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#51
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 729
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"NOT BEST ENOUGH FOOLS!"
*teat stomps menacingly towards the couple, priming the funk guns*
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11-03-2015, 12:57 AM
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#52
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Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Scotland
Posts: 326
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Peers upwards towards the light wailing "Heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeee pleeeeease!"
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11-03-2015, 07:08 AM
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#53
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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*Pulls a large super-soaker out from hehind her back and aims steadily at Acharis.*
"This contains a solution of spirit gum and glitter, think wisely about what you want to do with that funk of yours."
*Narrows her eyes*
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11-03-2015, 09:28 AM
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#54
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Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Scotland
Posts: 326
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trys jumping out of the trap but fails dismally
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11-04-2015, 10:11 AM
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#55
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Alamo City, USA
Posts: 764
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*Grabs Ape Descendant, throws her on his shoulders before running and hopping over the trap Molster's in*
"NOW'S YOUR CHANCE APE! OPEN FIRE!!!!!1!!1!"
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11-05-2015, 12:49 AM
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#56
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Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Scotland
Posts: 326
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Curls up into a ball in the trap sobbing uncontrollably
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11-05-2015, 08:24 PM
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#57
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Alamo City, USA
Posts: 764
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*tosses rope behind him. The rope slides to the edge of the trap*
Errr, verdamdt!
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11-06-2015, 01:02 AM
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#58
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Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Scotland
Posts: 326
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Leaps up enthusiastically trying to reach the rope but to no avail...
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11-07-2015, 03:47 AM
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#59
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 729
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*Wobbles like jelly, spraying black ink towards the fleeing pair and the trap*
*strong waves of it wash along the ground*
I'm mixing you all a funkshake.
*it reaches the edge of the trap!*
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11-09-2015, 09:54 AM
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#60
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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*opens fire, covering all involved with an impossibly sticky shower of the brightest and most annoying of glitters*
"I warned you of the dangers of releasing the funk. Even with the aid of spirit gum remover, the glitter shall follow you, for it is the glitter of the accursed. Cease your funkiness or I shall be forced to break out the Jazz hands of Despair!"
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11-10-2015, 02:58 AM
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#61
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 729
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*thick oily funk drains into the trap, filling it and buoying Molster slowly up towards escape. She is fully coated and you can't see what's happening beneath the funk...*
OHHHHH I'VE BEEN RUMBLED! I'm meeeltttt-
Psych.
I am fabulous.
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11-10-2015, 06:17 AM
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#62
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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*whispers* "The funk..." *goes limp on BB's shoulders*
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11-11-2015, 03:10 AM
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#63
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 729
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*twirls and blinding beams pierce the air*
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11-12-2015, 10:49 PM
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#64
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Alamo City, USA
Posts: 764
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"Well scheize!"
*Ducks and weaves*
"Wake up Ape before I spank you with my crop again!!!!1!12!"
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11-12-2015, 11:08 PM
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#65
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Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 42
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*farts maliciously and kills everyone* :P
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11-12-2015, 11:33 PM
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#66
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Alamo City, USA
Posts: 764
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*places urine covered cloth over Ape Decendent's face and my own*
*(muffled)* "You'll never get me ratsy!"
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11-13-2015, 12:41 PM
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#67
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 729
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*is knocked back by the blast but nose is clogged with spirit gum*
Lordy, what's going on in here?
*waves arms to find way through the sudden thick green miasma*... Wow. It reminds me of the smoke machines in the clubs. (Are we in a club?)
*advances twinkling faintly through the mist and grabs... SOMEONE*
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11-14-2015, 08:57 AM
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#68
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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*pretends she is still unconscious, desperately hoping for a spanking*
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11-15-2015, 05:24 AM
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#69
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 729
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*rubs handteats over head of captured human*
Who is this? What's happened to them?
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11-16-2015, 12:13 PM
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#70
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Alamo City, USA
Posts: 764
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*Tries to peer through the smoke and can barely see the glitter in the smoke, reminds him of lovely evening skies over the Rockies*
"Gonna have to use the paddle first than the crop!"
*whips out the studded paddle for such an occasion* http://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Ma...a25o0&pid=15.1
"I also brought some appropriate tunes for this!"
https://youtu.be/aMICD3aMZpw
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11-18-2015, 02:40 AM
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#71
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 729
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*hears distorted slapping and jungle drums interspersed with giggles and shrieks* *drops the rapidly mutating Molster*
A LADY IS IN TROUBLE! The beast! Fear not Ape, I will save you from this brutal mistreatment!
*rolls thunderously over innocent people towards the source of the noise, and in a rapid pattering of teats tries to scoop Ape away from BB*
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11-18-2015, 08:24 AM
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#72
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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*peeks and tries desperately to hide a wicked grin*
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11-19-2015, 08:38 AM
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#73
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Alamo City, USA
Posts: 764
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*Ducks at the last second and watches Acharis pass them by*
"Not now Ape, I'll have to save the hot pokers, whips and whoa!"
*Legs get caught in the strap to the super-soaker*
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11-19-2015, 02:56 PM
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#74
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
Posts: 1,276
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*walks into the scene to wave a cheery hello. Then sees all the crazy shenanigans.*
"Nope"
*quickly turns around and walks off scene
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11-19-2015, 05:07 PM
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#75
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Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 42
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* plays Justin Beiber*
Muahahaha!!!!
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