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12-14-2005, 05:31 PM
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Merry Christmas, Motherfucker by Thomas S. Roche
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The fog was coming off the river and shrouding the town in winter magic. Vi slipped the 68 Caddy into low gear and came down the hill toward the housing development. Bruno reached out and touched her on the arm, a gesture of reassurance. She looked at him without smiling, but the warmth between them was obvious. They were two soldiers in combat.
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04-01-2006, 01:04 AM
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Damn this shit is fuckin funny as hell!!!
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05-12-2007, 04:09 PM
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That is both amazing and amazingly funny. I don't think I've ever seen Santa Claus portrayed as evil before. How wondrously refreshing, I can actually picture him being a prick like that.
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05-12-2007, 07:27 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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How the heck do you have 0 posts?
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05-13-2007, 09:32 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Wow...that's pretty impressive. How do you do that?
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
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05-14-2007, 10:31 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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I enjoyed this thoroughly.
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05-18-2007, 08:39 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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I don't think that the posts register for administrators. I could very easily be wrong.
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07-31-2009, 01:52 AM
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thanks
Frankly to say, I like where this thread is very interesting to discuss.
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08-07-2009, 05:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Oh man... hilarious. I liked when he recounted his first encounter with Santa.
""Ho ho ho, fuck you -- ho ho ho --"
I couldn't stop laughing!
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11-09-2009, 05:33 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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Haha. That made me laugh like hell!
Great imagination and style (Y)
Look forward to read more of your work.
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11-15-2009, 02:34 AM
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Am I nuts?
I thought it was kind of boring.
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11-15-2009, 03:13 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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Man that sucked. That was like Futurama Santa Claus, crossed with lame fan-fic. sod this shit...
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11-15-2009, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Blow it up.
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11-17-2009, 09:00 AM
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....................Boring........................ ..
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11-18-2009, 12:57 AM
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I hope you get AIDS and die of dysentery, you fucking leech.
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04-30-2010, 01:48 PM
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I'm only posting here cuz I was tired of seeing the wierdsville thing.
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11-14-2010, 06:34 PM
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I don't know who the original author was. But I always send this around this time of year. (They're already blaring Christmas music at the damn grocery store) They just can't wait four more weeks.
Twas the Night before Christmas
Old Santa was pissed!
He cussed out the elves and threw down the list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks,
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my butt for almost a year,
instead of "Thanks Santa!" - What do I hear?
The old lady bitches, cause I work late at night,
The elves want more money - the reindeer all fight!
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids,
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those jerks from IRS sent me a letter.
It says I owe taxes.. if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days- they are all the pits
They want the impossible, those mean little shits!
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls, their arms, legs, and heads.
I made a ton of yo-yo's - no request for them.
They all want computers.. they think I'm IBM!
If you think that is bad.. just picture this..
Try holding those little brats, with their pants full of piss.
They pull at your nose, they grab at my beard
And if I smile, the parent's think that I'm weird.
Flying though the air, dodging the trees.
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I'm quittin this job, there's just no enjoyment.
I'll sit on my fat butt and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason..
I've found me a blonde... I'm going south for the season!
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12-07-2010, 02:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: everywhere
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where did you get that?
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12-10-2010, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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wtf u sad fucks its xmas so cheer the fuck up
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