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11-15-2011, 04:08 PM
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#201
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
Posts: 1,001
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Well, I was going to become a Christian, but it turns out that the guy who was telling me that Jesus would save me is a liar so I changed my mind.
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11-15-2011, 10:00 PM
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#202
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Absynthe
Well, I was going to become a Christian, but it turns out that the guy who was telling me that Jesus would save me is a liar so I changed my mind.
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I'm not a liar, I said I wouldn't talk about religion which the definition of is in james if you don't know what it is look it up, and Jesus will save you
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11-16-2011, 03:36 AM
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#203
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
Posts: 1,001
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Jesus will save me if I look up the definition of religion?
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11-16-2011, 07:29 AM
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#204
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
Posts: 1,724
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Jesus isn't going to save you because Yeshuah of Nazareth has been dead for about two thousand years, and he crumbled away to dust in that time frame, because they didn't mummify folks. I'm insulted those people think I need to be saved. I'm quite happy in my guilt free existence, thank you kindly. Because see, after becoming an adult, I learned how to do this thing called "accepting responsibility for my actions". I don't need some creepy spying Santa Claus in the sky to make me be good, because I'm not five years old, and I have functioning empathy.
Religion is a sad little way for people to feel like they can be children, and Mommy and Daddy will still take care of them. Grow up.
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11-16-2011, 06:19 PM
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#205
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 10
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I wouldn't accept Jesus if he was giving me a check for a million bucks!
Well, I'd take the check, but I still wouldn't accept him!
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11-16-2011, 11:35 PM
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#206
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RuneDragon1985
I wouldn't accept Jesus if he was giving me a check for a million bucks!
Well, I'd take the check, but I still wouldn't accept him!
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The only way you get the check is if you accept Jesus as your savior , moron.
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11-17-2011, 03:31 AM
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#207
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Pretoria, South Africa
Posts: 526
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Accept a religion that condones and justifies, in its scriptures, slavery, the subjugation of women, raep, genocide, death penalty to raep victims and general intolerance to other philosophies and viewpoints?
No thanks.
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Give me money, give me sex,
Give me food and cigarettes.
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11-17-2011, 10:12 AM
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#208
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4shadowedice4
The only way you get the check is if you accept Jesus as your savior , moron.
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Hey piss off, I already have a savior.
Your mom!
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11-17-2011, 12:52 PM
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#209
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Pothead,
You believe your god is responsible for creating us? Is he responsible for creating us with this genetically transmitted venalreal disease called "original sin" that we must all beg him to save us from?
If your god would let his own son be nailed to a cross, does that explain why he lets life treat us lesser beings like red-headed stepchildren?
Do you believe your god created us as sentient, feeling beings only to insist that we bow and scrape before him or we will suffer for eternity? And how can you NOT think that is fucked up?
Signed,
An unrepentant sinner and unbeliever.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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11-19-2011, 06:28 PM
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#210
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 2
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Accepting Jesus as your savior is completely against basic justice standards.
so we have a mortal sin so horrible that we must burn in hell for eternity?
oh well, jesus already paid for that, lets recognize him as our savior, but it still means we are letting other person take punishment for YOUR sin, which is a much worse thing to do.
of course, this assuming you believe these fairy tales.
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11-20-2011, 01:54 AM
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#211
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by srkuran
Accepting Jesus as your savior is completely against basic justice standards.
so we have a mortal sin so horrible that we must burn in hell for eternity?
oh well, jesus already paid for that, lets recognize him as our savior, but it still means we are letting other person take punishment for YOUR sin, which is a much worse thing to do.
of course, this assuming you believe these fairy tales.
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first of all Jesus is God, and you burn in hell for not accepting Jesus, and any sin is horible no matter how big or small, and the penalty for any sin is death, christ took that penalty for you, and you have to do more than recognize him as savior, you have to accept him as your savior, and Lord.
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11-20-2011, 02:45 AM
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#212
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
first of all Jesus is God, and you burn in hell for not accepting Jesus, and any sin is horible no matter how big or small, and the penalty for any sin is death, christ took that penalty for you, and you have to do more than recognize him as savior, you have to accept him as your savior, and Lord.
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Is it not time you learned to grow up and accept the fact that we are all entitled to our own beliefs, and that is called freedom of religion and expression.
Its people like you that cause so much hate and suffering on the planet, what right have you got to come on this forum and force your beliefs upon people ?
People are individuals and have their own freewill, which is something mentally blind individuals like yourself are afraid of.
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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11-22-2011, 10:37 AM
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#213
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 97
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Its all fun and games...
But we were all having fun making him feel like he's actually suffering scorn for something important! Where else can he go to feed his delusions of martyrdom? (I am, naturally, excluding his numerous other posts on this same subject)
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11-23-2011, 12:34 AM
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#214
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Why are you "naturally" doing that?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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11-23-2011, 05:23 AM
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#215
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Bradford, UK
Posts: 81
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I like how someone with the screen name 'pothead' is trying to educate the evil black clad masses because clearly we are all in need of spiritual guidance *facepalm*...can we say 'troll'?
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11-23-2011, 03:28 PM
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#216
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 272
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But we just. keep. feeding. it.
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11-23-2011, 03:30 PM
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#217
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Bradford, UK
Posts: 81
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Good point. We now kill it?
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11-23-2011, 08:42 PM
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#218
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Salem, OR
Posts: 25
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Jesus? Didn't he get replaced by Chris Angel? I must be really out of the loop.
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11-24-2011, 04:59 PM
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#219
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Jesus did not get replaced by chris angel.... Jesus is God
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11-26-2011, 04:15 PM
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#220
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Jesus cares about you
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11-26-2011, 09:15 PM
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#221
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
Jesus cares about you
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Then why am I homeless?
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Props to Spooky Spencer for the 'shopped avatar!
If words could really hurt you, this forum would be one huge abbatoir.
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11-27-2011, 09:06 AM
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#222
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Salem, OR
Posts: 25
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja
Then why am I homeless?
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For the lulz.
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11-27-2011, 11:58 AM
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#223
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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Indeed. So much for Jebus.
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Props to Spooky Spencer for the 'shopped avatar!
If words could really hurt you, this forum would be one huge abbatoir.
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11-29-2011, 11:18 AM
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#224
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Salem, OR
Posts: 25
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Hail Jebus! Keeper of lost kneecaps and sorter of all things elongated! Fear not the flames of damnation for all you have to do is accept Jebus as your personal savior and the definer of religion and your soul will win a happy fun dream vacation to paradise. No proof of purchase nessecary offer only good while supplies last.
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11-29-2011, 09:24 PM
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#225
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
Then why am I homeless?
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because you won't trust Jesus and accept him as savior. also you won't work, but Jesus still cares about you
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