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12-19-2008, 01:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Is there away to kill myself without going to hell?
[I'm serious] I would've committed suicide long go if it wasn't for the fear of burning in hell, so I need to know away around it. Thank you.^^
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12-19-2008, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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Accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior. You will be forgiven for killing yourself.
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12-19-2008, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Do it upside down.
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12-19-2008, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Continue to live.
Living is a slow way to die... But hey, it works!!
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12-19-2008, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by Mr. Filth
Accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior. You will be forgiven for killing yourself.
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:goes into vicious Möbius Loop and blows a gasket:
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12-19-2008, 01:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Under my Weeping Willow
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@Mr. Filth~ I have, and I was told by a priest if I killed myself I would go to hell.
@Geoluhread~ I can't.
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12-19-2008, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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Or you could adopt a Mayan religion. They thought people who killed themselves were brave and went straight to the highest levels of heaven.
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12-19-2008, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Under my Weeping Willow
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I don't want to convert, I believe in my religion I just don't want to be stuck in it.
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12-19-2008, 01:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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Whoever told you that is wrong, Chapel. Jesus forgives all, no matter what the offense.
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12-19-2008, 01:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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First off how old are you 12,13 in that case you should think about why you would want to kill yourself?
But if you really want to kill yourself and get attention for it....the best way is to think of the most simple yet brutal way to take yourself out of the world population.
One idea I had a few years back was to take a long length of log chain with two hooks (One a standard load hauling hook and one a meat hook) attach the load bearing hook to the back bumper of a pick-up and sink the meat hook through your lower jaw, just before the truck is about to take off.
it would either yank your entire jaw off and then all you would have to do is bleed to death or it would drag you to death.
But before you do I only ask that you think things over for a bit to make sure that's really what you want.
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12-19-2008, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Originally Posted by Chapel
[I'm serious] I would've committed suicide long go if it wasn't for the fear of burning in hell, so I need to know away around it. Thank you.^^
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You could always die in a selfless act.
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12-19-2008, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Originally Posted by Mr. Filth
Whoever told you that is wrong, Chapel. Jesus forgives all, no matter what the offense.
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are you sure? The priest told me I would and gave me a few bible verses supporting it.
@Renatus~ like what?
@Deadmanwalking_05~ I'm older than that, I'm not trying to make a sense or get attention and I don't want to die painfully, but thank you.
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12-19-2008, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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Originally Posted by Chapel
[I'm serious] I would've committed suicide long go if it wasn't for the fear of burning in hell, so I need to know away around it. Thank you.^^
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There is no hell. But suicide is for pussies.
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12-19-2008, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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I'm just saying if you're going to take yourself out...be creative.
Don't cut your wrists,O.D. on pills, shoot yourself,jump off a building,or a bridge.
(Because it's been done and causes others to put up with bs rules because some yahoo decided that "Life is too painful" *sob*)
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I may be crazy to a few...but at least I'm Committed.
9x29mmR : The Choice Of Millions for the last 100-107 years.
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12-19-2008, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Heroin - the answer to life's meaning.
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" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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12-19-2008, 01:54 PM
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12-19-2008, 01:54 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: CA
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Why do you want to kill yourself? Seriously.
Different people believe different things with regards to Christianity.
The traditional interpretation is that if one kills themselves then they will go to hell.
A more modern revisionist theorist believe's one would be forgiven for committing suicide.
As a member of a terminally ill community, I can tell you suicide is talked about often, and there is a couple of ways to accomplish your goal, but I would not advise it.
If you look hard enough I am positive that you have something to live for.
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12-19-2008, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking_05
I'm just saying if you're going to take yourself out...be creative.
Don't cut your wrists,O.D. on pills, shoot yourself,jump off a building,or a bridge.
(Because it's been done and causes others to put up with bs rules because some yahoo decided that "Life is too painful" *sob*)
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There's nothing wrong with jumping off a building... as long as you have explosives strapped to you that are wired to an altimeter set to go off about 20 feet above the ground. And it helps to do this over a crowded street.
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12-19-2008, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Why do you want to kill yourself? If you're going to do it, then there's no reason not to tell us beforehand.
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12-19-2008, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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He lost his iPod.
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12-19-2008, 01:58 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
He lost his iPod.
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Can't you see that no mortal soul has suffered so much pain? Suicide is the only answer.
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12-19-2008, 02:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
He lost his iPod.
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Lulz! He was an hero!
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12-19-2008, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Beneath the shadows- Good call on the explosives but that would bring the price tag up,not that there would be much of a funeral after that but the way our economy is it might be cheaper to jump into an large fan.
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"The Answer To 1984 IS 1776"
I may be crazy to a few...but at least I'm Committed.
9x29mmR : The Choice Of Millions for the last 100-107 years.
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12-19-2008, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by Mr. Filth
Lulz! He was an hero!
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He didn't afraid of anything.
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12-19-2008, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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There's a simple way to kill yourself without going to hell.
Kill yourself. I can assure you that you won't burn in hell.
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