Cats are evil.

Drake Dun · 07-16-2008, 06:34 AM

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water. Drake is back, motherfuckers!

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=2F9UYsJYbFw

(there are six of them... you can use the box on the right.)

Ugh, it's nice to use obscenity without a second thought. Anyway, the reason I have been AWOL is that I have been impressed into service moderating Restore the Pledge. The Evil International Atheist Conspiracy marches on. Hail Satan!

I miss this place.

Raptor · 07-16-2008, 07:03 AM

LOL

I watched them all hehe, thanks for that

Welcome back.

LaBelleDameSansMerci · 07-16-2008, 07:29 AM

Welcome back

... Wow... that's a pretty angry cat. Not even my cousin's cat hated me that much.

coffy x · 07-22-2008, 02:41 PM

lol. I've never liked cats. I can't stand their little claws or the way they look, which is why I don't like them. And I can't stand if I'm visiting someone and they have cat...when their cat comes close me, walk by, or sit next to me. Oh, my God. I guess I have a phobia.

I tried to have a pet cat once, but it shot behind the curtains and onto the window sill. When I got, it clawed at my hand. I had to hurry and throw that cat out with the cat in one hand and the other on the door's key; otherwise, it would've kept clawing at my hand.

Tea and Cake or Death · 07-22-2008, 02:49 PM

HA! That's a great vid

Duane · 07-22-2008, 02:52 PM

Yes, cats are very evil! they...*Duane looks around, and sees that several cats have surrounded him* I mean... look at these cute little...eh...

honeythorn · 07-22-2008, 03:52 PM

THESE are not evil!!! Too much cuteness of the smashfaced kittens!

KontanKarite · 07-23-2008, 03:46 AM

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=G0tiT7KlACM

honeythorn · 07-23-2008, 06:13 AM

I hate that video. The poor thing isn't angry it's absolutely terrified.

Solumina · 07-23-2008, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by honeythorn

THESE are not evil!!! Too much cuteness of the smashfaced kittens!

I have to be honest, I love most cats but I'm not a huge fan of the smushed faces with the dropped eyes. Here there are cute kitties no matter what kind you think like best.

LaBelleDameSansMerci · 07-23-2008, 08:30 AM

The smashfaced ones look a little deficient...

Solumina · 07-23-2008, 08:32 AM

I think it is the dropped eyes, they just don't look quite right, a cat's eyes should be completely above their eyes

JCC · 07-23-2008, 08:33 AM

Cats are fucking awesome.

honeythorn · 07-23-2008, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solumina

I have to be honest, I love most cats but I'm not a huge fan of the smushed faces with the dropped eyes. Here there are cute kitties no matter what kind you think like best.

OMG..the little tabby one on it's back! I want to tickle his widdle tummy!

Solumina · 07-23-2008, 08:47 AM

I know!!!! *SQUEE*

She_Is_My_Sin · 07-23-2008, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by honeythorn

THESE are not evil!!! Too much cuteness of the smashfaced kittens!

I think they're called 'Exotic Shorthair'. But Smashfaced sounds better

I like cats, but I hate them when they're insanely vicious. There was a cat in my neighbourhood when I was kid, that was similar to the one in the video. It even injured a dog on one occassion.

I'm glad my cats have always been quite docile.

LiUsAiDh · 07-23-2008, 11:29 AM

They all pale into insignificance compared to the magnificent Poddles....

Oh okay, it was just an excuse to post her

Nightmare-Neverending · 07-23-2008, 12:01 PM

My uncle has a cat that wants to kill me...First time I saw it it tried to rip my hand off when I tried to pet it, and it has never failed to draw blood from me when I'm over...its so cuuuute

dabbadmc · 07-23-2008, 12:24 PM

My friend got a new kitten recently - it's adorable!

Pretty much the opposite to my sister's old cat which was pure evil. It just stared at me constantly and when no-one was around, stratched my arms like crazy. Thank god it ran away!

Bete Noire · 07-23-2008, 01:39 PM

My parents raised a cat from a kitten, it was a siamese cross with something. Jet black, very big, and with unusually big teeth. He had a Lemon Yoghurt fetish, to the point that he would attempt to retrieve it from the mouth of my unfortunate father. He also attacked the postman so viciously that he refused to come near the house again.

The name of this beast?

Snuffles.

Solumina · 07-23-2008, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh

They all pale into insignificance compared to the magnificent Poddles....

Awwwww she is so precious ^.^

Lapin · 07-23-2008, 08:37 PM

I know that cat. Or rather, I know a fragment of its soul.

My grandmother has this Himalayan, right? Three pound ball of fluff. This cat loathes everyone but my grandmother. Adores her. A cuddle puff of love with her.

Tolerant with my grandfather because he gives her a bowl of cream in the morning.

She's loathed me though, and I never did anything to the damn cat. She just growls at me, and won't let me in "her space".

In her old age, she's started to mellow. She got in my lap last time I visited. I was terrified, and started giggling, because that's what I do when I'm scared, while desperately trying not to, so as not to startle her. I tried petting her, to keep her calm, but after fifteen minutes, she started growling, so I stopped. And still, she would not get off my lap until twenty minutes later.

I thought I was going into cardiac arrest. Meanwhile, my grandmother is saying "See how sweet she's getting?"

Jaye Jang · 07-24-2008, 10:09 AM

Loved this. Reminds my of my little furry terror when he gets 'attitudinal.' That's why the vet calls him the 'little black volcano.' Sometimes he will let us kiss his little furry face and sometimes we get a whole new 'piercing.' Agree with JCC. Cat's are awesome.

kikrox · 08-08-2008, 02:10 AM

yes, yes they are..