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01-20-2010, 07:11 PM
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#51
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 323
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Originally Posted by JethroAranas
wheres the one with no name.? This is supposed to be his thread?
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You scared him away with your mad self censorship.
Either that or he realized that, even if we don't all hate him, we will soon enough.
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01-20-2010, 07:38 PM
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#52
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Baltimore
Posts: 40
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Originally Posted by Lochnar
Bio-Dome?! Really? The only movie that sucks more then that one is "Slapstick (Of Another Kind)" which is reserved for use in the next round of war crimes.
Pick up a book
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I don't know "Going Overboard" was pretty fucking horrible also, but thats just me.
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01-21-2010, 01:19 PM
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#53
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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Well I wouldn't really expect any more from someone with a crappy tribal pattern as their avatar and Senses Fail as their favourite band.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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01-21-2010, 09:27 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Yes, people get "engaged" young all the time.
Mind telling me the divorce rate in this country?
Anyone? Anyone?
Now go fuck yourself.
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01-21-2010, 09:38 PM
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#55
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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Can we get back to Ophelia related things, like her kitty?
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“Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps.”
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01-21-2010, 09:47 PM
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#56
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Infront mi cogida laptop
Posts: 307
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i think it would be best if we go back to another of Ophelia's about fucking ourselves.
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01-22-2010, 05:36 AM
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#57
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Thank you, SCC, I lost my mind for a moment.
Today I take my cat to the vet. I feel bad, because they're going to make me hold her while she gets a shot!
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01-22-2010, 06:45 AM
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#58
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
Posts: 2,535
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I have two ferrets too.
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"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon."
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01-22-2010, 06:59 AM
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#59
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I just had to bathe my cat. She had diarrhea, got it on her butt and tail, and then climbed into bed with me. Yay!
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01-22-2010, 07:22 AM
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#60
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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Mmmm, cat diarrhea. That's always fun! [No, not really.]
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"Follow your bliss..."
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01-22-2010, 10:20 AM
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#61
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Yeah it's sick. But she got medicine today...hopefully everything will work itself out. Namely her tapeworm.k
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01-22-2010, 10:30 AM
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#62
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Turtle Island, Earth
Posts: 51
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Yeah it's sick. But she got medicine today...hopefully everything will work itself out. Namely her tapeworm.k
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You could always get her drunk on absinthe, that'll take of the tapeworms. Wormwood is a natural de-wormer. XD
(I'm kidding, btw)
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01-22-2010, 10:37 AM
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#63
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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*walks in*
Anyone having an intelligent conversation in here? ...
Something NOT about kittens?
No, I thought not. Another waste of cyberspace. However, I thought this was brilliant:
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Holy shit, this intro is a work of art ... The Hemmingway of stupid, a good match for CCT's Faulkner.
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*walks out*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-22-2010, 11:16 AM
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#64
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
*walks in*
Anyone having an intelligent conversation in here?
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Oh, fuck off.
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01-22-2010, 11:44 AM
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#65
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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No, he's right. Now let's stop all this anti-intellectual jazz about kittens so we can show the proper welcome to this guy who doesn't read and is apparently engaged to CCT. Clearly, he's ripe for a rigorous debate.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-22-2010, 01:42 PM
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#66
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by JCC
Oh, fuck off.
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Quit your crying. Nobody wants to hear it.
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-22-2010, 01:49 PM
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#67
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Quit your crying. Nobody wants to hear it.
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The users of gothic.net were comparatively spellbound by your thrilling indictment of everything intellectually bereft. I'll set here and jerk myself into a stupor of idolatry over your cutting wit and in the meantime you can wait in the 'Have You Ever...' thread with your pants down waiting to leap on a question with some erotic content.
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01-22-2010, 02:26 PM
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#68
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I'm just the latest person to point out the intellectual level of this thread and it warrants that reaction? No, you've got a personal bug up your ass.
You really think you're making an important point here? Yeah, I post about sex sometimes. Always have. I have a healthy interest in it. And those posts get a variety of responses that generally run from agreeable playfulness to ambivalence from the other people here. Until you pop up with your angry, repressed, dysfunctional obsession. This almost became my signature, but I decided to post it here instead:
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Originally Posted by JCC
Hold the front page! Ben Lahnger is posting about sex!
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Originally Posted by JCC
... while me and Judge work our way through the Kama Sutra ...
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Originally Posted by JCC
Do you want some Kleenex to cleanup the spunk on your screen?
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Originally Posted by JCC
... slowly opening like a teased vagina ...
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Originally Posted by JCC
The other day this girl was sucking my dick ...
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Originally Posted by JCC
I'd let her suck my dick though. Unless she's a lesbian, in which case force would be an unfortunate requirement.
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Originally Posted by JCC
I'm so funny and charming ... that I wish I could fuck myself
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I only had to skim over the last 2 weeks to find that.
Yeah, you don't post about sex quite as often as I do, but you do use sexual terms and imagery frequently. And most of the time your posts are about using sex as a weapon or trying to hurt someone with it.
So, do go on about my posts, by all means. But get this shit in your head sorted out before you hurt a man or a woman IRL.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-22-2010, 02:33 PM
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#69
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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The 'slowly opening like a teased vagina' post was a satire of your lechery, you dumbfuck.
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01-22-2010, 02:36 PM
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#70
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by JCC
I'm allowed to be overtly sexual, people like me.
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I'm just hoping you'll get help.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-22-2010, 02:38 PM
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#71
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Help with what, coping with just how brilliant I am? It's an uphill struggle, Ben, but I manage by myself.
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01-22-2010, 02:38 PM
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#72
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 17
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Like terrier crossed with awesomeness incarnate.
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Best Dog ever?
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01-22-2010, 02:40 PM
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#73
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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JCC talking about sex is good though; great mental images.
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“Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps.”
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01-22-2010, 02:48 PM
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#74
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
.... most of the time your posts are about using sex as a weapon or trying to hurt someone with it.
So, do go on about my posts, by all means. But get this shit in your head sorted out before you hurt a man or a woman IRL.
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You know, Ben's right, man. Guess I'll have to let Judge crash at mine where she'll be safe from your sexual violence. Oh, sure, it'll be an inconvenience, but I guess I can pass the time playing the magnanimous motherfucker of the piece and getting all sweaty showing her self-defense moves - pinned to the floor, arms around the waist, maybe even a lil' choke hold. All for her own good, you understand.
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Originally Posted by Sanguis Aevum
Best Dog ever?
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Yeah, he's pretty much the shit. Dogs are fucking beautiful.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-22-2010, 02:54 PM
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#75
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
You know, Ben's right, man. Guess I'll have to let Judge crash at mine where she'll be safe from your sexual violence. Oh, sure, it'll be an inconvenience, but I guess I can pass the time playing the magnanimous motherfucker of the piece and getting all sweaty showing her self-defense moves - pinned to the floor, arms around the waist, maybe even a lil' choke hold. All for her own good, you understand.
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That's cheap, man, using my altercation with someone else as a springboard for your seduction. I guess I can forgive you for cutting corners, though; I do support affirmative action after all, and when it comes to charming sophisticated women, you are certainly underprivileged.
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