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12-28-2011, 11:37 PM
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But Batman has so many cool toys! I'll take him over Jesus any day.
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12-29-2011, 08:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Remember ...
Robin died to save you.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-29-2011, 09:36 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Pah, anyone can do that. But few can rock the tights & cape combo like a boss.
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"Friends are allowed to make mistakes. The enemy is not allowed to make mistakes because his whole existence is a mistake, and we suffer from it. But the women's liberation front and gay liberation front are our friends, they are our potential allies, and we need as many allies as possible.” - Huey Newton
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12-30-2011, 09:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
But Batman has so many cool toys! I'll take him over Jesus any day.
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I am batman
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12-31-2011, 05:36 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-31-2011, 06:39 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
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Goths for Christ!
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12-31-2011, 08:52 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere
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Light, allow me to explain the purpose of this thread to you. pothead is a dumbass. He is no more christian than Satan himself. We all know this and make fun of him. That is the one and only purpose of this and the other Jesus-threads of the pothead.
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01-01-2012, 11:40 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Morpheus13
Light, allow me to explain the purpose of this thread to you. pothead is a dumbass. He is no more christian than Satan himself. We all know this and make fun of him. That is the one and only purpose of this and the other Jesus-threads of the pothead.
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hey I am too a christian, you don't know what your talking about
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01-08-2012, 11:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Jesus loves you
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01-10-2012, 11:36 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Bradford, UK
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Pothead. Let it go.
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01-13-2012, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by CyanideandRaspberryTea
Pothead. Let it go.
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let what go? never
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01-14-2012, 10:48 PM
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Lovely's its not about idealogy its about I love you <3
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01-14-2012, 11:17 PM
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re: to op
peace,love, and happiness is nuff said.
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01-15-2012, 01:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Ok... now I'm getting a bit freaked out.
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01-17-2012, 02:26 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Bradford, UK
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When I say let it go...I mean your penis 
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01-18-2012, 11:07 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
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"Jesus died to save you." I'll take a leaf from the books of Gregor Eisenhorn.
I don't need saving.
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01-18-2012, 03:32 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Christians *have* to sin. Otherwise, their god would have died for nothing.
Thankfully, I'm not Christian, so I can sin all I want.
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01-18-2012, 05:07 PM
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Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
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Well said Kasdeja.
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01-18-2012, 06:36 PM
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Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Originally Posted by burningplain
Well said Kasdeja.
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Thank you. I liked your Carta post in Pothead's other thread in General.
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01-20-2012, 04:14 AM
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Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
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I got bored and decided to see how he'd respond. XD I've been wanting an excuse to play the role of an Imperial Inquisitor ever since I read the Eisenhorn trilogy.
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01-20-2012, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Bradford, UK
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[COLORHaving a one track mind isn't healthy, pothead...you need to get laid...badly.COLOR]
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01-29-2012, 01:05 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by CyanideandRaspberryTea
[COLORHaving a one track mind isn't healthy, pothead...you need to get laid...badly.COLOR]
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I get laid all the time whenever I want to, but I still have a mind for Christ maybe you need to get saved? badly
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02-06-2012, 09:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Jenemap
year, that's really cool !
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what do you mean by that?
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02-08-2012, 05:48 AM
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Location: Pretoria, South Africa
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If I may, for your own perusal, add just a few lines of contradiction found in your holy scripture? This is just to prove what a truly nonsensical belief you follow, and why I wouldn't follow it...
For wrath killeth the foolish man...
- Job 5:2
... let not the sun go down on your wrath.
- Ephesians 4:26
And no man hath ascended up to heaven, even the Son of man which
is in heaven.
- John 3:13
... and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.
- 2 Kings 2:11
If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true.
- John 5:31
I am one that bear witness of myself...
- John 8:18
(Jesus being the speaker in both cases.)
Remember the sabbath day to keep it holy.
- Exodus 20:8
The new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot
away with: it is iniquity.
- Isaiah 3:22
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness
of anything that is in heaven... earth... [or] water.
- Leviticus 26:11
And thou shalt make two cherubims of gold, of beaten work shalt
thou make them.
- Exodus 25:18
Think not that I come to send peace on earth: I came not to send
peace, but a sword.
- Matthew 10:34
... all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.
- Matthew 26:52
Thou shalt not kill
- Exodus 20:13
Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his
side... and slay every man his brother...
- Exodus 32:27
Honor thy father and mother.
- Exodus 20:12
If any man come to me, and hate not his father and mother, and
wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own
life also, he cannot be my disciple.
- Luke 14:26
etc etc......
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Give me money, give me sex,
Give me food and cigarettes.
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02-09-2012, 10:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darcnyss
If I may, for your own perusal, add just a few lines of contradiction found in your holy scripture? This is just to prove what a truly nonsensical belief you follow, and why I wouldn't follow it...
For wrath killeth the foolish man...
- Job 5:2
... let not the sun go down on your wrath.
- Ephesians 4:26
And no man hath ascended up to heaven, even the Son of man which
is in heaven.
- John 3:13
... and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.
- 2 Kings 2:11
If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true.
- John 5:31
I am one that bear witness of myself...
- John 8:18
(Jesus being the speaker in both cases.)
Remember the sabbath day to keep it holy.
- Exodus 20:8
The new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot
away with: it is iniquity.
- Isaiah 3:22
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness
of anything that is in heaven... earth... [or] water.
- Leviticus 26:11
And thou shalt make two cherubims of gold, of beaten work shalt
thou make them.
- Exodus 25:18
Think not that I come to send peace on earth: I came not to send
peace, but a sword.
- Matthew 10:34
... all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.
- Matthew 26:52
Thou shalt not kill
- Exodus 20:13
Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his
side... and slay every man his brother...
- Exodus 32:27
Honor thy father and mother.
- Exodus 20:12
If any man come to me, and hate not his father and mother, and
wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own
life also, he cannot be my disciple.
- Luke 14:26
etc etc......
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thats funny but not true
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