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12-08-2011, 01:28 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
How would one be born again? Do i have to die for that? Sounds like alot of work.
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well really you become alive when you get born again, but you do become dead to the elements of this world, to become born again, all you have to do is walk in the light, and the first step to walking in the light is to acknowledge that you are a sinner, and then you have to pray the prayer of salvation, or say it outloud, so will you say outloud the prayer of salvation? what would it hurt?
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12-08-2011, 01:41 AM
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#652
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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Sounds like a casual morning to me. Grab cup of coffee, walk out into sunlight, deal with burning eyes from terribly bright light, light a cigarette, acknowledging that it will kill me soon, and apologize to neighbors for once again being naked in my front yard. Is that what you were talking about?
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12-08-2011, 03:26 AM
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#653
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
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@Murder.of.crows: LOL!
@Pothead: I was born again. I saw the hypocrisy rampant in Christianity and said "No, I will not be a part of this." I lost my faith because of people like you.
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12-08-2011, 10:32 AM
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#654
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere
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BP, nothing you say to pothead is going to make him respond with anything even remotely sensical about Jesus.
(If you are wondering what I mean about sensical, it is really quite simple. I was originally going to say un-nonsensical but, as we all know, double negatives cancel each other out and we are left with sensical.)
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12-08-2011, 12:26 PM
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#655
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
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I know. People who try to shove their beliefs down the throats of others piss me off.
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12-08-2011, 01:29 PM
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#656
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere
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I wouldn't let it bother you. Its the same thing that's been happening since the beginning of time and it doesn't show any signs of stopping.
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12-11-2011, 11:19 AM
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#657
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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POTHEAD, YOU'VE SAVED ME!!!
After reading all your words and recognizing the illogical nonsense they contain, you've saved me from a lifetime of believing in this superstitious claptrap!
THANK YOU!!!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-11-2011, 11:52 AM
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#658
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
Posts: 1,276
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12-12-2011, 01:06 PM
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#659
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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well I'm really not the one who does the saving, Jesus is
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12-15-2011, 04:09 AM
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#660
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Ah! But you have saved me from believing in Jesus!
THANK YOU!!!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-20-2011, 06:24 AM
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#661
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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I didn't mean to save you from Jesus will you forgive me?
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04-04-2012, 03:30 PM
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#662
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lexington, KY
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This niggah is blazed, son. Dawg, check it out--some baptists from down the street came to our house the other day, and tried to convert us.
I later (after not telling him I'm kinda Luciferian or aomething similar, he was 80-something and I didn't want to hurt his feelings) brought out tha boombox and bumped Gateways To Annihilation, by Morbid Angel, while tremolo-picking a rake in front of a flaming BBQ-grill.
Baptist-repellant.
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04-06-2012, 11:06 AM
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#663
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Ah, that made me think of Metalheads VS Jehovah's Witnesses... heeelarious!!
Link (if you haven't seen it)
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04-11-2012, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lexington, KY
Posts: 237
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Oh. Hold on.
http://vimeo.com/33429226
There we go. This killed me.
It just...
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