What is your biggest beauty secret?

[PortraitOfSanity]

Seeing this thread necro'd makes me glad Unimatrix is no longer here.

I have no "beauty secrets." I walk out of the shower and shake like a dog. Maybe that's a secret.

[Saya]

Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity

Seeing this thread necro'd makes me glad Unimatrix is no longer here.

I have no "beauty secrets." I walk out of the shower and shake like a dog. Maybe that's a secret.

Earlier today I read something about a type of mountain goat, who in mating practices, the female pisses on the male to show her interest.

Immediately I thought "Unimatrix's past life."

[Corpsey]

Dahahahahahaha! I am reminded of her every time I read POS's posts, namely from his quotes. I'm not sure if that is a good thing as it was an amusing post about an un-amusing member that I am reminded of.

[CuckooTuli]

Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity

I have no "beauty secrets." I walk out of the shower and shake like a dog. Maybe that's a secret.

Pretty much this. I eat fairly healthily and watch my weight, do a few sit-ups now and then, keep my hair clean and shiny (much easier since I had it all chopped off so it's only an inch below my ears), and make sure I don't buy shit filler clothes I don't like so that I'm always wearing something nice. Also agree with Versus - you can pull off pretty much anything with a bit of aplomb.

[erotomaniac87]

2 L of water daily.

[Khali-Witch]

My big beauty secret is a brand called Deoleen, if you have big bad body odour like me, it works wonders!
Here's how to use it:
1 wash armpits with no soap or other chemical agents
2 dry really well
3 apply Deoleen (comes in spray,roller,gel and cream-after shaving still apply(no stinging))

[Khali-Witch]

Oh i forgot, it works for twenty-four hours!!!!!!!!

[CarrionCorpse]

I always use a base underneath all of my eyeshadows. It makes them stay on longer and look brighter.
When I take my makeup off, or don't plan on wearing any that day, I always wash my face and use toner and a moisturizer. Makes my skin feel great and stay clean.
Also, honey and milk masks are great for the skin.
-1TBSP honey
-1TBSP milk
Makes your face feel soft as fuck.

[ART]

Confidence. Few other things factor in as much as that for how others percieve your looks.

[Pineapple_Juice]

Originally Posted by DoubleK

Awesome genetics is a start. Good hygiene and a good diet is the next part. Other than that, keep your body mildly active and get plenty of sleep.

If you're just naturally ugly, you should thank the smart people for creating make up for your ugly ass.

thank god for that. my arsenal is huge.

arse....huge....

[Expecto Sherlock]

Not aging is a good one.

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by Saya

Earlier today I read something about a type of mountain goat, who in mating practices, the female pisses on the male to show her interest.

Immediately I thought "Unimatrix's past life."

In porcupines, the male pisses on the female to soften her quills before sex.

I just stumbled across this and even though I'm a little late, I couldn't resist posting the additional trivia.

No beauty tip here, unless it's "Don't be a porcupine."

[CuckooTuli]

If you're lazy, find a haircut you can just wash and leave. My hair was always really thick and kinky (the bad kind) and always wanted loads of straightening and shit on it to look okay, which I couldn't be arsed with, so I just used to go around on an everyday basis looking a state. Eventually I got it all cut off in a pixieish kind of bob with heavy layering at the back and now it more on less falls into place. It's super-shiny too, since I hardly ever heat style it anymore.

[Pineapple_Juice]

My beauty tip is to not be born with cowlicks right at the front of your forehead-particularly when the forehead in question is more like a six head. Also, do whatever you can to not be born with thin chickenshit blonde hair. Also if you're female do not under any circumstances allow yourself to come out of your mother's pooter with genes enabling you to become over 5'8.

[Pineapple_Juice]

If that doesn't work, here's a tutorial on how to trick people into thinking you're good looking:

http://youtu.be/OYpwAtnywTk

[erotomaniac87]

Recap: Drink at lest 2 Liters of water daily (filtered).

- 2 to 3 cups of green and/or white tea (unsweetened) daily.

- Sunscreen.

- Extra virgin olive oil used nightly as a night cream.

- Vaseline used at night as an under-eye cream.

- Plenty of sleep (sleep on your back to prevent premature facial lines).

[CarrionCorpse]

Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice

If that doesn't work, here's a tutorial on how to trick people into thinking you're good looking:

http://youtu.be/OYpwAtnywTk

I love Jenna. She's so fucking hilarious.

My new thing is at home skin remedies/face masks.
Things that involve honey, milk, egg, oatmeal, and lemon.
They do wonders for the skin.
Just look them up!

[MissCheyenne]

I really don't have any proper beauty secrets. I use decent skincare products,keep my hair clean, I NEVER sunbathe, I buy and wear nice clothes that suit my shape and I only wear make up when I'm going out somewhere nice/important. That's it. I don't even get my hair cut all that often because I don't care all that much and I look fucking great.

[Fruitbat]

Drink 2L of water a day.

Eat healthy foods.

Wear sunscreen.

[Pineapple_Juice]

sunscreen makes me break out. use umbrellas, sunglasses and long-sleeved shirts instead.

[Annihilation]

My shitty emo hair.

[korinna5555]

Heroin, speed/coke, and booze.



Edit: well, not the heroin.. anymore. Thaaaaat's whaaaat reeeehab's forrrrrrrr.









Also,

Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice

If that doesn't work, here's a tutorial on how to trick people into thinking you're good looking:

http://youtu.be/OYpwAtnywTk

THIS IS AWESOME. Equally funny as that Deathrock Rick Roll of DoubleK's.

[korinna5555]

WHISKEY AND VODKA!!!! [text]

[EmieeRagdoll]

I find if I look really tired, and I have huge bags under my eyes, freezing a wet cloth and pressing it under my eyes really helps. It makes me feel more awake and gets rid of the bags. Works a treat (:

[Catch]

I try being healthy: eat an appropriate amount of calories, drink water and light workout every week.