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04-07-2011, 10:31 AM
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if anyone wants to come to jesus and be saved just pray the message of salvation, I wish some ppl would come to jesus out of all of this
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04-07-2011, 10:50 AM
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#152
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Our pothead, who art in forums,
shallow be thy game.
Thy dogma come,
ignored by some,
IRL as it is in Gnet.
Give us this day our daily levity,
and forgive us our zealousness
as we forgive those who are zealous against us.
Lead us not into frustration,
but deliver us from trollery.
Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-07-2011, 01:19 PM
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#153
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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funny prayer I like, at least you have heard the word, that is all I came here to do is to let whoever hear the word, hear the word of God, although I'm not God, so plz don't make a prayer mocking me, and God. I don't care to be ignored, I got my thousnads of views on the forum. I forgive anyone who wants to be forgiven
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04-07-2011, 03:35 PM
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#154
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Our pothead, who art in forums,
shallow be thy game.
Thy dogma come,
ignored by some,
IRL as it is in Gnet.
Give us this day our daily levity,
and forgive us our zealousness
as we forgive those who are zealous against us.
Lead us not into frustration,
but deliver us from trollery.
Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
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Ben, you just made my day! I lol'd...
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04-07-2011, 06:52 PM
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#155
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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ben made my day too, or night anyways believe in jesus ppl
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04-07-2011, 07:14 PM
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#156
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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AD, I'm glad I could provide a little entertainment. 
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-07-2011, 07:51 PM
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#157
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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sure do like that saying you put there very creative if I might add
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04-08-2011, 05:52 PM
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#158
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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remember Jesus loves you, and wants to give you the free gift if you will accept it, the free gift of eternal life. and the prayer of salvation is the key
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04-08-2011, 05:57 PM
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#159
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
AD, I'm glad I could provide a little entertainment.
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Awe Ben, you rarely fail to entertain.
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04-08-2011, 06:36 PM
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#160
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
remember Jesus loves you, and wants to give you the free gift if you will accept it, the free gift of eternal life.
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Can I redeem that for cash? I could really use some extra cash in the next month or so.
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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04-09-2011, 08:17 PM
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#161
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Jesus is the redeemer, all you have to believe is that you are redeemed he will redeem you if you believe. Don't need no cash in heaven, so there is a bring no money in kinda thing
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04-09-2011, 08:58 PM
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#162
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Yeah well heaven is cool and all but salvation doesn't pay my rent so I'd rather have cash.
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Live a life less ordinary
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04-10-2011, 12:51 PM
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#163
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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salvation is the only way to get to heaven, you must be saved in order to get to heaven, in heaven you can have whatever you want beyond what money can buy, and pray to jesus to give you money, he will provide a way if you believe in him. Aks anything in jesus name, and you will recieve. Also believe means to trust, and to know to be true
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04-11-2011, 12:08 PM
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#164
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Jesus loves us all, everyone, jesus wants to save you f you will just accept in into your heart
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04-11-2011, 08:44 PM
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#165
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Jesus don't want anyone to be lost
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04-12-2011, 06:08 PM
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#166
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Jesus is God in the flesh
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04-13-2011, 09:43 PM
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#167
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Read the bible ppl, it is always better to read it yourself then to be midd lead by someone else
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04-14-2011, 01:19 PM
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#168
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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there is only one way to get to heaven and thats the prayer of salvation, believing in jesus and what he did you believe to be true. He died for our sins so that we may live
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04-14-2011, 01:41 PM
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#169
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I love it when my girlfriend screams "Jesus" as she orgasms.
She's not religious other than that, but I like to think I'm converting her little by little every time I eat her.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-14-2011, 09:18 PM
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#170
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Originally Posted by pothead
sure we can do a bible study any time
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Sweet. During our Bible study, I'll tell you why you're full of shit. 
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04-14-2011, 10:40 PM
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#171
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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okay who thinks I full of shit on what matter, lets have a debate about it, and who said I wasn't already having a bible study, what does anyone dissagree on that I wrote?
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04-14-2011, 10:54 PM
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#172
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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04-14-2011, 11:18 PM
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#173
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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why believe in God you say, because God dis the creator, and our father if we belong to him nothing can harm us unless he alows it for testing, or something like that. God is the creatorwithout God nothing would exsist.
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04-15-2011, 10:57 AM
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#174
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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jesus loves us all
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04-15-2011, 11:31 AM
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#175
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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How come Jesus chooses to tell me he loves me through a pothead on the internet?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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