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09-10-2011, 11:59 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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My girlfriend is evil
and she wants to live with me. What do?
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09-10-2011, 12:02 PM
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#2
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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Say no? That's what you normally do to avoid unpleasant and ongoing bad....things.
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-10-2011, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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But I need a roommate and I don't know anyone else and she promises to do all the washing up.
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09-10-2011, 12:43 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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She won't. Queen said pain is so close to pleasure, how painful do you want it? 
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-10-2011, 12:53 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Probably a little out of my depth tbh but it's so hard to resist a challenge
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09-10-2011, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Find a roommate through a friend instead... she sounds like she needs to be kept at arm's length.
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09-10-2011, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 71
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Why is she still your girlfriend? (Are you too afraid to end it? If so: I suggest you move away, colour your hair, have major plastic surgery and change your name just for good measure  )
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09-10-2011, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Tell her she'll have to pay off her share of the rent in bed.
Then drive the debil out of her! Repeatedly! With vigorous thrusting ... if you get my subtle meaning.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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09-10-2011, 10:03 PM
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#9
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: "Historic" River City
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
... she sounds like she needs to be kept at arm's length...
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... with your hand around her throat.
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09-11-2011, 04:05 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
Find a roommate through a friend instead... she sounds like she needs to be kept at arm's length.
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I have no friends ):
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09-11-2011, 07:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Run an add looking for a room mate!
It may take a while, but it's worth the wait.
Living with her, even if she will clean,
is asking for a Versus uppercut to your spleen.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-11-2011, 07:59 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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I love how you all just took my word for it
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09-11-2011, 08:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I love how you think we weren't trolling you.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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09-11-2011, 08:40 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: "Historic" River City
Posts: 327
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I'm going to say "Meh."
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~ I prefer a head-on fight to all this sneaking around.
Zombie Protest:
"What do we want?" "Braaaaaaaaaaains...!"
"When do we want it?" "Braaaaaaaaaaains...!"
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09-11-2011, 08:43 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I love how you think we weren't trolling you.
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Oh no I didn't mean I was lying.
I really do find the credulity refreshing.
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09-11-2011, 08:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: "Historic" River City
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
Oh no I didn't mean I was lying.
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Embellishing? Telling tall tales? Exaggerating the truth? Milking it for all it's worth?
Stop me if you've heard enough; I've got more. 
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~ I prefer a head-on fight to all this sneaking around.
Zombie Protest:
"What do we want?" "Braaaaaaaaaaains...!"
"When do we want it?" "Braaaaaaaaaaains...!"
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09-11-2011, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
Oh no I didn't mean I was lying.
I really do find the credulity refreshing.
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Good. Glad you were lying, because I don't know how someone would date someone they think is evil. Maybe living together is a big step, yet everyone should at least like the people they date.
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09-11-2011, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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What? No I'm being dead serious and I like that everyone took that at face value. Really.
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09-11-2011, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Name one good reason (besides sex, because I'm trying to cut you the littlest bit of slack in assuming you are intelligent and not just thinking with your dick) why you would date someone who is evil.
Anyone can do better than that ... hell, being single is better than that.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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09-11-2011, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
What? No I'm being dead serious and I like that everyone took that at face value. Really.
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You're missing my point then. Don't get into relationships with people you think are evil.
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I Like Cheese!
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09-11-2011, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: "Historic" River City
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Name one good reason (besides sex, because I'm trying to cut you the littlest bit of slack in assuming you are intelligent and not just thinking with your dick) why you would date someone who is evil.
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Oooh, I can think of a few! You know someone who'll have no problem knocking off someone and think nothing of helping you stash or cut up the body. Also, if you're ever hungry, you always have a ready supply of pea soup around. Finally, any girl who makes out with a crucifix would probably do just about anything in bed, right?
Wait... is she evil or possessed? I might have gotten that confused.
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~ I prefer a head-on fight to all this sneaking around.
Zombie Protest:
"What do we want?" "Braaaaaaaaaaains...!"
"When do we want it?" "Braaaaaaaaaaains...!"
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09-11-2011, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Naughty nuns....Mmmmmm....
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-11-2011, 07:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: St. Louis, Mo
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As to your girlfriend being evil, she is female, so this is a given. Also, being female I can tell you she won't do all the cleaning and what not. It will start that way and then she'll bitch at you for how lazy and messy you are and how you treat her like a maid. This is my experience with women and as a woman.
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09-11-2011, 08:01 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooky Spencer
Wait... is she evil or possessed? I might have gotten that confused.
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I can't tell you how many times I've heard that before.
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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09-11-2011, 08:31 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: under the kitchen sink
Posts: 386
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Name one good reason (besides sex, because I'm trying to cut you the littlest bit of slack in assuming you are intelligent and not just thinking with your dick) why you would date someone who is evil.
Anyone can do better than that ... hell, being single is better than that.
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Because when she ends all life on earth, you might be the last to go? Or the first. Who knows, she may let you choose according to your preference.
At the very least, you could get some good sex before you go in a fiery, humanity-ending cataclysm.
Not only that, but having sex with the Antichrist is probably the most remarkable thing you'll ever do with your life.
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