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10-03-2011, 10:51 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by *Twitch
The pages are nice and thin, but think about it. Do you really want to smoke that ink? The whole bible smokes is usually a prison thing, where you don't have anything else to roll with. It'll work, but if you don't have to why the fuck would you?
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Good call.... I was just replying to Ben. Don't think I'd wanna smoke that ink. I'll just stick with rolling papers.
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10-04-2011, 12:05 AM
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#27
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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remember Jesus is tryingto save you from going to hell, thats why you need a savior, is to save you from hell
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10-04-2011, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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Dear Mom, please send me another bible. I already smoked the last one.
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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10-04-2011, 02:33 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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people in prison will even smoke toilet paper
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10-04-2011, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Jesus was a banana
I am a banana
.... I am Jesus.
REPENT~!
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10-04-2011, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
Jesus was a banana
I am a banana
.... I am Jesus.
REPENT~!
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If we eat a banana split will it be the same as worshiping you? Holy Communion? "Eat me", you say?
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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10-04-2011, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
people in prison will even smoke toilet paper
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I'm almost entirely sure that wouldn't work at all.
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Through lifeless eyes I can still see
The bombers flying over
Bombing the path to peace
Who condones this bloodlust?
-CONFLICT
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10-04-2011, 04:11 PM
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#33
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Jesus is not a banana
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10-04-2011, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Is Jesus a drug? I bet Jesus is a drug. Is Jesus LSD? They have wierd names for drugs where you live dude.
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Through lifeless eyes I can still see
The bombers flying over
Bombing the path to peace
Who condones this bloodlust?
-CONFLICT
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10-04-2011, 06:51 PM
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#35
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Jesus is the way the truth, and the life
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10-04-2011, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Jesus is the christ come in the flesh
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10-04-2011, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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remember Jesus loves you so much he died for you
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10-04-2011, 09:01 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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He can prove it by sucking my cock.
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10-04-2011, 09:41 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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today is the day of salvation, don't put it off. You may not get another chance
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10-04-2011, 10:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Jesus rising from the dead is proof the the dead in christ that all believevrs will arise at some point called the rapture
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10-05-2011, 02:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
I will never use a bible for rolling papers
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Gosh, I guess I'll have to smoke twice as many to make up for you.
pothead, this hit's for you!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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10-05-2011, 06:19 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Speaking of bible paper, do you think its safe to use highlighters? I'm going through Genesis and want to mark the more prominent points, but will it bleed through the pages and render it useless for smoking later on?
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10-05-2011, 10:51 AM
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#43
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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yeah i use highlighters on my bible, sure it's okay to use
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10-05-2011, 01:41 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Gosh, I guess I'll have to smoke twice as many to make up for you.
pothead, this hit's for you!
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why don't you just smoke a koran?
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10-05-2011, 04:51 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Because the Qur'an is kickass and hasn't permeated western culture enough for it to feel like muslims are spoonfeeding us their ideas.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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10-05-2011, 05:05 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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Alan... Really?
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"God always picks the strangest things to get angry about. Get an abortion or gay married and he'll aim a tornado right at you.
Rip off a million poor people and Wall street has no problems. " -Rebecca B
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10-05-2011, 05:08 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Yeah, really.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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10-05-2011, 05:12 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,700
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:-/
Dang, man. Dang.
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"God always picks the strangest things to get angry about. Get an abortion or gay married and he'll aim a tornado right at you.
Rip off a million poor people and Wall street has no problems. " -Rebecca B
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10-05-2011, 05:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Care to try to defend your feeling of moral superiority or would you rather keep judging religions from your own cultural background without anyone questioning you?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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10-05-2011, 05:37 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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i have read a quran before not a good book better used as rolling paper
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