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02-26-2008, 04:35 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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How disgustingly co-dependant.
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You're cool, +1 million goth points for you.
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02-27-2008, 09:02 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Eh, I wouldn't get back with him if that's all he can write.
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Yeah....I'm not getting back with him.
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03-02-2008, 05:19 AM
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#53
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hell
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Ah, so you have no appreciation for the love poems of Edgar Allan Poe or Samuel Johnson or Emily Dickinson? Tsk tsk tsk.
Even Godslayer Jillian will tell you that the supreme being in his world is love.
Once you have had a taste of it, you will be able to relate to love poetry.
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A agree completely. The majority of you probably had never been in love and can't relate.
This is actually the chorus for a song of mine. It is about a fictional love between the Algol demon and an angel named Aurora.
"For your kiss i would reach the stars
Your touch burns like flames
And if i could see my mortal flesh
In the eyes of Aurora
Trapped behind my providence
This world we do not share
And to know hoe the stars look tonight
Trough the eyes of Aurora"
Give me your best shit!
I couldn't care less.
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03-02-2008, 05:21 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by ViolenT BeautY1
A agree completely. The majority of you probably had never been in love and can't relate.
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I must repectfully disagree, ma'am - being in love has nothing to do with enjoying love poems. It's a literary taste, not an indicator that you don't understand what it means to be in love.
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Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-02-2008, 05:25 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I must repectfully disagree, ma'am - being in love has nothing to do with enjoying love poems. It's a literary taste, not an indicator that you don't understand what it means to be in love.
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That's absolutely true, but it's much harder to enjoy love poetry when you have no idea what the hell is the chap yapping about.
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03-02-2008, 05:25 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I must repectfully disagree, ma'am - being in love has nothing to do with enjoying love poems. It's a literary taste, not an indicator that you don't understand what it means to be in love.
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Did you not know? You have to experience something to write about it. George Orwell had to live under a dictatorship of farmyard animals before he could write about it. Dante really travelled to Hell, how else would he describe it so well?
Apathy's_Child is so deluded. 
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03-02-2008, 05:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by JCC
Did you not know? You have to experience something to write about it. George Orwell had to live under a dictatorship of farmyard animals before he could write about it. Dante really travelled to Hell, how else would he describe it so well?
Apathy's_Child is so deluded. |
Fo' real. Everyone knows Dostoyevsky went around axing old ladies, and Ovid was in fact a maiden who was ***** by Apollo and then turned into a bull. You wanna slag Metamorphoses? Dude, YOU try writing with hooves.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-02-2008, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Fo' real. Everyone knows Dostoyevsky went around axing old ladies, and Ovid was in fact a maiden who was ***** by Apollo and then turned into a bull. You wanna slag Metamorphoses? Dude, YOU try writing with hooves.
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And Oscar Wilde really experienced his friend staying young and beautiful forever as a painting aged in his place.
... Okay, you pwned me with the hooves.
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03-02-2008, 05:49 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Hooves pwn everything. [masturbates over hooves]
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-02-2008, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Hooves pwn everything. [masturbates over hooves]
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You totally stole hoof masturbation from Ovid.
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03-02-2008, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by JCC
You totally stole hoof masturbation from Ovid.
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But....... but if it feels so right, how can it be wrong? [ejaculates]
'Sides, Ovid asked for it by writing hoof-porn.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-02-2008, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
But....... but if it feels so right, how can it be wrong? [ejaculates]
'Sides, Ovid asked for it by writing hoof-porn.
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Those Romans were dirty bastards.
Seriously, I saw the Pompeiian brothels, they drew pictures to describe which service you wanted, hahaha.
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03-02-2008, 05:57 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Sweeeeet........ [wanks furiously, right hand but a blur]
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-02-2008, 06:09 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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This thread got real good eventually.
Man, I'm glad I came back...
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03-02-2008, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
This thread got real good eventually.
Man, I'm glad I came back...
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We debunk all threads eventually, it's just a matter of patience.
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03-02-2008, 06:14 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by JCC
We debunk all threads eventually, it's just a matter of patience.
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We haven't debunked it. Saying we have is like saying that hoof-porn has nothing to do with poems of love, when anyone who's ever banged one out over a farmyard animal knows that there's ALWAYS room for hoof-porn, and that the good shit is the very ESSENCE of the poetic muse.
You can't tell me this isn't pure poetry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZqB5qiyfU
Uhhhhhhhh......... [comes so hard spunk shoots out of eyes]
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-02-2008, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
We haven't debunked it. Saying we have is like saying that hoof-porn has nothing to do with poems of love, when anyone who's ever banged one out over a farmyard animal knows that there's ALWAYS room for hoof-porn, and that the good shit is the very ESSENCE of the poetic muse.
You can't tell me this isn't pure poetry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZqB5qiyfU
Uhhhhhhhh......... [comes so hard spunk shoots out of eyes] |
I love this forum. Farmyard fetish forums always look down on me for my liking of hooves, apparently a rump is better. Imbeciles, I say!
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03-02-2008, 06:17 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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[Cums so hard, shoots spunk through a wall].
Nobody liked my lovely poems . I did a haiku and everything!
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03-02-2008, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
[Cums so hard, shoots spunk through a wall].
Nobody liked my lovely poems . I did a haiku and everything! |
Haiku For Duckman
I wanna bang you.
I wanna bang you so good.
I wanna bang you.
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03-02-2008, 06:20 AM
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Awww [Blush]. You gave me a bit of a boner.
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03-02-2008, 06:23 AM
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#71
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Just a bit?
I'm losing my touch.
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03-02-2008, 06:24 AM
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Well, if you did it nakey, that would rule.
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03-02-2008, 06:28 AM
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#73
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But then you'd cum on those hard to reach spots.
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03-02-2008, 06:29 AM
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#74
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I will wear a sock.
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03-02-2008, 06:31 AM
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#75
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Okay, I'll be around in a minute, just let me adjust the Retardis.
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