*laughs hysterically* marry me Aliklyu your too perfect

Yeah....I was in grade four and I came across a bestiality website....I used to be one of those horse crazy bitch kids, then I came across that...And I never watched Saddle Club...ever again.

But through my knowledge of horses.

Jockeys give their horses a handjob before a race so they can be...well, excited.

And if you're in a dark room and there's a horse, then start whistling in a high pitch whistle, I don't know exactly why but I've done that an uncountable amount of times and the horses always piss.

As for the man having anal sex with some horse.

He should have trained for it first.

That is all.

Hahahaha that was funny, your poor not-yet-corrupted mind!

Sweetheart, my mind is a billion times corrupted nowadays.

I just look at a tree and I can spot a vagina somewhere on the tree.

I'll be legal in three years...The Australian Legal Age = 16.

You just wait Santarea! :D

Im legal now!!wooo!! My bday was in....ummm... OCTOBER!! YAY! About the tree there was a tree in this park (shock! horror!) and it looked like a penis. In the same town they had this statue that looked kinda like a penis caklled "The Great Erection" for some war-type thing hahaha

It's sixteen in Australia? Awesome! I'm legal!
I was always corrupt :). But I became openly corrupt in my sophomore year. My friends allowed me to speak all the things I'd been thinking for years. I think that's the definition of a true friend, right? You can say the most twisted, craziest, dumbest things around them, and they don't blink an eye.

It hurts when I think so I just say anything that pops into my head, its less painful that way

In Australia, 16 is the age of consent.

Yes but if you reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyyy wanted to get jiggy with it and you were 14, 15 with someone the same age or just a little older theyd overlook it most likely

Rose!!! Do you recognise my sig from anywhere?

But I think it's confusing with the laws in Queensland, where the age of consent to male-male sex is 18.

Demonista, please tell me it's a quote from Oscar Wilde.

I posted an animation of a guy's head going up a horse's butt and rose didn't even notice.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v678/AlKilyu/46.gif I guess someone else now makes her....laugh....hard....http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/658/177mk.gif

I love the animation of the dude with the horse head!

It made me giggle.

Rosey, You guessed right, it's an Oscar Wilde Quote!

Demonista, I love you even more for that.

Oscar Wilde is sexy. I think I'm the only person in this entire universe who thinks so.

Oscar Wilde is teh sex! No Arguments

And...he's HOT too.

Really?? OOOO Humour and sexyfullness *joy*

offer still stand then ;)

She's fibbing because she is nice and wants to make me feel better. Trust me there is nothing here of astetic value.

I am one hell of a boyfriend, however. I read a quiz once someone emailed to me, something like "26 Things The Perfect Guy Does" and the only two that I failed were gving up drugs for love (I'd have to do them first) and giving you (the female) the remote when the game is on (sports to me is like sex: I don't want to watch someone else have all the fun!) but I appriciate the love anyways!


dreamforthedead admit it; I'm just a greencard to you aren't I? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v678/AlKilyu/28.gif

^_^

More animal cruelty ... A man gives an elephant some head:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ntAccident.gif

Another horse issues a statement:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...seRebuttal.gif

That elephant animation is off the line!