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Incidentally, the Beast was a dribbler not a shooter - go figure. |
*Falls off chair* I think I've seen that! Was there a long pipe, some Cocaine and that Teapot invovled?
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What???????????
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THAT'S SICK AND TWISTED! Having anal with a fucking horse. Please excuse me while I vomit and laugh at the same time.
The horse got it's own back and did a favour for the community. That sick, lonely freak got what he deserved. |
death by horse anal.
the old folk in his town got a surprising chuckle while checking out the obits the next morning, i'm sure. |
Hey if its like any other town I've been to the local kids would probably think it's a trend and buy horses to 'ride'
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Unless his father was a horse, or a donkey. Donkeys are more fun! ;)
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I suppose... HEY! How do YOU know it's easier?? ;)
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http://www.gotpetsonline.com/picture...horse-0017.jpg
http://www.fineartforum.org/Gallery/...ages/drown.jpg true love. together forever. see all that white stuff? hmmmm? hmmmmm? |
You are a very, very depraved man, E.
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Edible you are awesome... ahhh here I go... Edible sometimes you ARE the sex heeheehee
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WRONG!
E_E is always the Sex Beast. |
Maybe, just maybe, edible is Beauty and the beasts love child... It would explain alot heeheehee
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Yup, I stumbled upon the well hung thread today and read it just tyo see how many posts it would take for someone to question the same thing as I: what the fuck's this doing here? I kept reading wondering if it had been severely derailed along the way. Took you guys and goils a while..... Thread moved- Anyway, the horse is doing fine, right? |
the horse has bragging rights, man. he's king of the stable.
and this was in politics... because... the horse is a republican and the anal-guy was a democrat. |
Why not to have sex with a horse!
"A horse's cock is usually somewhere between two to five feet long when erect. The length to a woman's vital organs is signifigantly less than this. The width is also usually one to three or even as many as four inches wide. This math does not work out. If a horse, which is a lot stronger than you are, shoves its erect member into you too hard, it will literally pierce your vital organs. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this doesn't sound like a huge turn on to me.
If a horse isn't aroused for whatever reason and decides to rest, IT WILL SIT DOWN ON YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDER IT. owwwwwww. If the horse becomes panicked, it will run, because the harness holds you so close to the horses body, it will kick you with its shins in your legs and head with great force." ----------------------------------------------------- SOURCE: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=617879 |
yeah i dont understand this, how does someone get a horse to shove its penis up their ass?
i'm pretty sure the horse isnt thinking its a good idea. |
Haha I visited my Mums house about a week ago and she and my sisters own a horse stud. I had to assist them with the fine art of impregnatating a horse. All I could think about when I was holding the mare was this thread. My sisters didnt think it was appropriate to laugh at nature taking its course, but all I could think of was some redneck underneath...
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bahahahahahahaaha
that is hilarious dream!!! |
I'm have the most inapropriate humorous thoughts imagining the trial that is to come ...
District Attourney: "At this time I would like to introduce Fury (the horse) as exhibit A ... well, actually, only part of Fury ... let me demonstrate ..." I think there's got to be a demonstration or discussion of the cause of death ... and that Jury has to be told something about the size issue. I wonder if the text of that testimony will end up on The Smoking Gun? LMAO! |
Not sure, but I think I know what Exhibit B would look like:
http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/6...reeding8de.jpg |
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