How will the person above you die?
 

Yet another game :D

The rules are simple, just say how you think the person above you will die.

There is already a thread like this, it can be found here

I see. I didn't notice considering it wasn't on the first page.

it was a bit buried, no worries

Solumina, the OP will hit you with the search engine G.net use and break your neck.


ps. The thread is called Predict the death , I think.

Well...let's get to the game then,

$haDe will be attacked by a rabid squirrel. :p

You are pushed into an incinerator and you burn to death.

You get sucked up by a jet engine and are converted into a smooth paste.

You're thrown a bucket of KFC in the middle of Harlem.

Jesus's Giant Condom fall on you and break your neck, yet , again.

:D

3rd degree sun burn.

You're betrayed by your best friend and you kill yourself.

You fall into a wood chipper...

Oprah falls on you and breaks your neck with a pile-driver move.

You move to Canada, break your legs and no one notices, so you get covered by snow and die of hypothermia.

A toilet seat falls out of the sky at 200 MPH onto your head, and the impact is fatal.

You are killed in a freak ping-pong accident.

Simultaneous suffocation & crushed pelvis caused by a 800lb nymphomaniac named Helga.

Roundhouse kick to the head, courtesy of Chuck Norris.

I shoot you.

Bleeds to death from a papercut.

loses an eye in a bar fight, gets gangrene therein, and then gets a dread disease from a hardcore deathrock eyesocket skullfuck. and then dies.

Geo' smack you right in the head with a chair.

Drove off a cliff.

Freak sewing machine accident.