 |

|
 |
| General General questions and meet 'n greet and welcome! |
08-16-2008, 11:14 AM
|
#1
|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lebanon -.-
Posts: 313
|
Kill the person/Predict their death (game)
Ok, this is my first game:
Kill the person above you the way you want... Yes, be a killer in this thread  :P OR you predict how the person above you will die, without getting bloody  . BUT it's not yours to decide if you kill or predict their death. The person above you is the one who says if he wants someone to kill him or predict their death. Example:
"(I want someone to predict my death)
Wingweaver will die by getting into the bermuda triangle lol (of course you should predict something more original.) Now, i want someone to kill me."
and this is how it continues.
Now, i choose to be killed
|
|
|
08-16-2008, 11:58 AM
|
#2
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
Posts: 1,830
|
Wingweaver will be ambushed and attacked in a dirty, smelly alley by an insane maniac wielding a spoon, and thus killed after a long struggle.
Someone please predict my death... *grins*
__________________
However far away I will always love you
However long I stay I will always love you
Whatever words I say I will always love you
I will always love you
- The Cure, "Love Song"
|
|
|
08-16-2008, 12:08 PM
|
#3
|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
|
Your computer screen explodes and shards of glass penetrate your eyes and you bleed to death...
*attempt to* Kill me fool!
__________________
Boobies make me smile
|
|
|
08-16-2008, 12:42 PM
|
#4
|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Israel.
Posts: 467
|
While you were swimming at the sea a giant fish destroyed the world to build a new museum called "The Earth". You were saved just to be put in the museum, where snowhite's mother fed you with a poisoned apple.
Predict my death.
|
|
|
08-16-2008, 01:43 PM
|
#5
|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 4,036
|
You are walking down the street... Some asshole shoots you in the head, But you don't die, you are in the hospital, with a bullet in your brain... While in the hospital. It gets caught on fire, But you don't die... While in another hospital, burns all over, bullet in your brain...
Your skin is so tight *because of the burns* so your mouth is open all the time, you can't swallow because you still haven't gained full body function, so you choke with your own saliva!!
Kill me!!
|
|
|
08-16-2008, 03:14 PM
|
#6
|
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
|
While you were cleaning your toilet, a large rat comes up the pipe and knaws (sp?) off parts f your face. You die from an infectious batiria that was in said toilet...
Predict my death..
__________________
"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
|
|
|
08-16-2008, 03:36 PM
|
#7
|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 4,036
|
That was gross,.,
Ok... So you are at a baR... You order vodka, it tastes wierd But you don't care because you want to get wasted... The taste of that vodka never gets out of your mind...
A month later... You notice you are always sick, go to a doctor, and you're positive for HIV... You remember the vodka and its taste... Go back to the bar to sniff around... Turns out that the bartender used to spit in people's drinks... But now he's dead, so you can't be sure if it's him or not... You file a lawsuit anyway... You lose the case for lack of evidence... You are now sick and broke...
One day, you are in the shower, you slip and break your neck... You can't get into any hospital because you're broke... So you're left alone in the shower, naked, and die
Kill me!!
|
|
|
08-16-2008, 04:05 PM
|
#8
|
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,274
|
Okay, this would be challenging, since I would be hard put to kill someone, however: You respond to a website about unusual tours. You decide to take a tour of the Everglades in Florida, in a swamp boat. Your tour guide turns out to be a serial killer. He keelhauls (chains) you to the side of the swamp boat, and takes you for a 'spin' through the Everglades where you are summarily eaten by aligators. Unfortunately, no remains are left so he cannot be prosecuted for your untimely demise. However, since he neglected to fill your pockets with Rolaids, and the aligators (which are on the endangered species list) develop indigestion -- your killer is finally prosecuted by the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) and the ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) and goes to prison anyway.
So, predict my death....
|
|
|
08-17-2008, 02:53 AM
|
#9
|
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
|
Your avatar will make u dizzy and accidently walked out of the twentieth floor's window
Haha
HOW WILL I DIE!!!!
__________________
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
|
|
|
08-17-2008, 03:04 AM
|
#10
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
|
I'm feeling a tad bit crazy today(I've been going for about 20 hours straight while barely feeling the effects of sleep deprivation) so this is what will happen, one day at the store shopping for hair products you without knowing it buy a mutagen disguised as your typical hair product that was being smuggled by terrorists. The next day as you're in the shower you use the mutagen on your hair and it begins slowly changing. Then as your out doing errands your hair grows, it grows not only to extreme lengths outward but inward as well quickly covering, filling, and then consuming your body. Fortunately as your brain is one of the first things to be consumed you die a relatively painless death.
Kill me
__________________
"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
|
|
|
08-17-2008, 04:36 AM
|
#11
|
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 69
|
Your out out walking one night, you get kidnapped by a man who has Lycanthropy disorder. He ties you up to a bed, cut's out your liver while your alive so it's fresh and blends it up for dinner. Then unsatisfied he cut's out your heart for desert, finally killing you. Then exactly 1 minute after you die the police burst through the door with a warrant for his arrest.
Now plot my death!
|
|
|
08-17-2008, 11:02 AM
|
#12
|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 152
|
a terrible april fools joke gone wrong.....
on april the first one of your siblings slips laxative into your drink,after half an hour you start to get a funny feeling in your stomach,ten minuits after that you start feeling incerdibly queasy,five seconds later you rush to the toilet...
having finaly done your "buissness" you attempt to get up from the toilet only tofind out that the little bugger has put superglue all around the rim.you try and try to get free but it is all in vain.you give one last allmightly heave only to scream in pain as you rip your bum off.
pulling the toilet from its unshaky foundations you run up the street, dragging the toilet still containig your buttocks behind you, in a frantic attenpt to get to the hospital before it is to late .bumless and bleeding profuslyy you make it onto the highway before you collapse from blood loss and humiliation.you try and crawl a few more feet only to have a car run over your head and kill you.
the incident is then shown on cnn later that evening.

try and kill me if you think your freaky enough .....
|
|
|
08-17-2008, 02:35 PM
|
#13
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
|
You're wandering through the woods one day and suddenly you see it, a puffball mushroom, you know that they are edible and quite tasty(they taste like tofu which you somehow like), what you don't know is if they're old enough they're also poisonous. As you eat it your mind grows fuzzy and you realize you've probably been poisoned and run off to the nearby pond to get water as you are currently out.
As you are bending over the water filling your bottle the poison hits you again and you fall over into the water. You feel odd all over your body and burst out from the water only to find yourself covered with leeches as well as a few inside your mouth and throat from your water intake. You run off through the forest in confusion ripping leeches off leaving you bleeding all over while your mind goes even more blurred from the blood loss and your body goes weak. As you run through the woods fatigue hits you but not only that the leeches in your mouth and throat in their expansion are cutting off your air supply and your body starts shutting down.
At this point you're heading downhill through heavy trees with broken branches that cut and scratch at you as you go through them. Your leg gives out momentarily causing you to grasp at the nearest tree and accidentally impaling your hand on a branch stub and falling down the slope the branch stub rips your hand in two.
With you tumbling down you momentarily regain your footing only to see another broken tree this time in front of you with all it's branches broken off all of them pointed at you like a small wall of spears, and while your mind may be fuzzy there is no mercy from the pain as you are practically crucified on the branches.
Leaning there slowly bleeding dying you feel the slimy leeches drop off of you full with your blood including the ones in your mouth and throat, and with your airway finally clear you take a horrible breath and with your throat soar and congested you scream in pain with the little life you have left. Just as your vision grows blurry you finally see salvation in the form of hikers, come too late to save you, but soon enough to watch your horrible death, helpless.
somone else kill me
__________________
"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
|
|
|
08-17-2008, 06:47 PM
|
#14
|
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
|
You step into your apartment and stop. Something tickles the back of your mind. Something is...odd. After a quick look around, you realize that your bedroom door is ajar. You never leave your door open, and quite clearly recall closing it.
You enter your room and are surprised to see that it has been methodically trashed, everything that could be broken has been and all your clothing is scattered about. Whirling to face a slight noise behind you, you feel no pain, only shock as the blade enters your left eye, and then you know only darkness.
Strike me my death blow
__________________
Harry
A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
|
|
|
08-18-2008, 12:10 AM
|
#15
|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lebanon -.-
Posts: 313
|
You steal your best friend's love, which makes him angry with you. Since he was your best friend, he knows that you are easily scared. So he dresses as the grim reaper with the most realistic mask ever, takes a scythe with him, and goes to your house... The door was open, so he enters. You were at the toilet, so he waits for you in front of the bathroom door. When you open, you see him and become breathless... The horror made you breathless, breathless horror :P and you suffocate, which makes your "was best friend" very happy, and he cuts your head with his scythe even after your death.
Kill me now.
|
|
|
08-18-2008, 02:08 PM
|
#16
|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
Posts: 1,750
|
In a characteristic attempt to be übergoth, you apply so much bad makeup and wear such tight leather accessories that you die from poisoning and loss of blood flow.
Predict my death
|
|
|
08-19-2008, 02:11 AM
|
#17
|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lebanon -.-
Posts: 313
|
(i dont like ubergoths and hate heavy make up  so it wont happen.)
You hang out with your friends and all are so funny and humourous (you too)... While they were joking, someone said a joke that was sooo funny, funniest joke in the world. And since you can't control your laugh, you kept laughing and couldn't breath till you suffocated
Predict my death.
|
|
|
08-19-2008, 04:17 AM
|
#18
|
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
|
U got busted and left to rot in ur cell
lol
Now kill me !!
__________________
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
|
|
|
08-19-2008, 08:11 AM
|
#19
|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
|
*Builds one fat off huge ass god like spud gun and spuds you to death... then tea bags your body Halo style*
Predict my never coming death
__________________
Boobies make me smile
|
|
|
08-19-2008, 08:36 AM
|
#20
|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lebanon -.-
Posts: 313
|
you never die naturally, u live for over 400 years and all the people laugh at your soooo old and sooo wrinkly face, so you commit suicide!
Kill me
|
|
|
08-19-2008, 08:38 AM
|
#21
|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lebanon -.-
Posts: 313
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by $haDe
U got busted and left to rot in ur cell
lol
Now kill me !!
|
lol what was the reason i got busted ?
|
|
|
08-19-2008, 09:06 AM
|
#22
|
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
|
The Grammar Gestapo came for you
__________________
Harry
A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
|
|
|
08-19-2008, 10:34 AM
|
#23
|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lebanon -.-
Posts: 313
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Breathless Horror
The Grammar Gestapo came for you 
|
lmao that was funny.... sorry for my grammar though
|
|
|
08-19-2008, 12:17 PM
|
#24
|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
Posts: 1,423
|
A crazy farmer brakes into your place and stabs you for not following the game ^^
Kill me please
__________________
Lady Astor: “If you were my husband, I’d put arsenic in your coffee.”
Churchill: “Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it!”
ピラール
|
|
|
08-19-2008, 12:47 PM
|
#25
|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 4,036
|
You remember that greek myth where someone falls in love with his own reflection? *he is who echo falls in love with*
Same happens to you and you die in front of a mirror...
Kill me
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:31 AM.
|
 |