Check tha signature, Mistress PersephoneX.

:D i saw, my bitch...
*sniff* i'm so proud

Woohoo. So what's your first request as my Mistress?

V, are you saying you want me to stop bunking under your skin? D=

V wants your wriggly rivethead body.

As your mistress i command you to play fetch with the goldfish!

I don't have a goldfish.

Oh God!
 

I ate a tequila worm once on a bet back when I was a teenager.

I did not wake up for a day and a half!

NEVER do that, folks.

Then find one! Or cut one out of Polystyrene!

I'll cut one out from a sponge. It's all I've got.

My wriggly rivethead body is too good for him. :P

::BURP::
Uh, hello, and welcome. Want a Vicodin? (wipes mouth with hand and extends it to shake hands.) Feel free to rock the boat. There's no life preservers by the way, I already looked.

Can't shake. Masterbating...

that's ma bitch....
dont do it too often , though. We still need your eyesight intact for later!

I'll only do it until I'm short sighted.

ok...good. Dont want you running into walls or anything.

Even for fun? It's the national sport of Ireland.

Careful who you mock Duckman. I know your teasing, but some of my closest friends are from Ireland. As am I.

Yeah, me too! We must be twins!

Non-identical twins, and the fact that your PersephoneX's bitch and I am nobodys.

You will one days be some bodys bitch.

Thats a derogatory sentence. But maybe I will, maybe I won't. I haven't made up my mind yet.

Not really. It depends on how you percieve the sentence.

That is true.

Yes, yes it is. I speak nothing but the truth.