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02-03-2007, 11:54 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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So I says to her, I says...
Poke me with that thing one more time, and I'm gonna tear off your head and make love to the cavity.
Howdy, I'm new And I just dropped my ashtray typing this.
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02-03-2007, 11:56 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 951
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You can begin by doing the questions provided at the top of the board.
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02-04-2007, 12:07 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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[Reposts]
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
Make music, read comics, waste away, eat, unemployed, surf the web.
2. Where are you from?
Dublin, Ireland, but I'm now living in Limerick.
3. Who is your favorite author?
Chuck Palahniuk.
4. What are your favorite films?
Leon, Ghost World, 1984, Eraserhead, Being John Malkovich.
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
The funeral march.
6. At your funeral?
Mr. Self Destruct by Nine Inch Nails.
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Poisoned, then set on fire, and as I run around in flames, I run into the road, where I'm shot by a group of gang members, and run over by an articulated truck.
8. What kind of casket would you want?
A tupperware tub.
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
Cling film.
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
Being allowed to call noise music. You just can't get away with that now.
11. What's your favorite band?
Pixies.
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
Very little.
13. Why did you join?
Partially out of boredom, mostly because I like forums.
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
I'm a dude.
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02-04-2007, 12:25 AM
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#4
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Poisoned, then set on fire, and as I run around in flames, I run into the road, where I'm shot by a group of gang members, and run over by an articulated truck.
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Hmmm... sounds painful, yet fun to watch. Can I sell tickets?
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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02-04-2007, 12:28 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Only if you give half of the takings to the Helen Keller Stand Up Comedy Foundation of New Orleans.
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02-04-2007, 12:54 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Helen Keller Stand Up Comedy Foundation of New Orleans.
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Do tell more. O_o
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-04-2007, 01:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Only if you give half of the takings to the Helen Keller Stand Up Comedy Foundation of New Orleans.
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I have such confidence in the lucrativeness of such a spectacle, I'll give 60 percent to... wait... "Helen Keller"? Isn't that a blindness prevention Charity?
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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02-04-2007, 01:09 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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...I was joking...
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02-04-2007, 01:11 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
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I know... I was being the wisenheimer myself. :D
(noooo-body gets mah jokes!!) ::phoo::
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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02-04-2007, 01:13 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Seriously, though. The stand up is great. Pick up the "Hrumph meh ploblud." DVD. Hilarious stuff. Very slap stick comedy.
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02-04-2007, 01:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: St. Louis
Posts: 622
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A fellow Pixies fan. 
Welcome.
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"There is no way out of the mind"--Sylvia Plath
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02-04-2007, 01:22 AM
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#12
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 951
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Now I can welcome you. Welcome =p
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02-04-2007, 01:25 AM
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#13
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Howdy.
Pixies rule.
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02-04-2007, 03:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 69
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Originally Posted by Born Again
A fellow Pixies fan.
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Ha, that's like saying "Ah, a fellow person with decent music tastes."
Welcome. I wish I could give you credit for liking the Pixies, but you should by default anyway. Impress me elsewhere.
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02-04-2007, 05:51 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I ate a worm once.
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02-04-2007, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I have eaten several worms. I got my parents drunk (I bartend at their parties--correction; I used to before they got a divorce)...anyways, if I get them really drunk, they will pay me $30 per worm
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02-04-2007, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Never thought of making a business out of it. I jus tthought it would be cool.
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02-04-2007, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
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I think he means tequila worms. xD
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02-04-2007, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Regular worms are better. And I ate a few maggots, too.
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02-04-2007, 05:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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:O :O :O D=
Nuuu! My brethren!
Please don't eat me!
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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02-04-2007, 05:37 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
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Bitte? A tequila worm? Explain, please.
Hmmmm... when I bartend at parties I don't get my parents drunk, I get everyone else drunk. Life's much funnier that way.
Welcome Duckman.
Bloody Hell! Dude, maggots! Ewww... But out of curiosity: Do they taste like chicken?
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Some people are alive simply
because it is illegal to kill them.
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02-04-2007, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
Posts: 152
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Duckman, I very much enjoy reading your posts. I think you will be greatly loved here if not by everyone else then by me.
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02-04-2007, 07:06 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 74
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Ants taste nice too. Kinda sweet......
I've tasted quite a few buggies......caterpillars are the nastiest. XP
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02-04-2007, 08:40 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Welcome aboard the Pirate rabbit hutch...
*passes iced zoo biscuit*
Um...soooo....cling-film....doesnt it get stuffy? 
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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02-04-2007, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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1 ) I won't eat you, as you're a human being, and I'm not down with the Jeffrey Dahmer thing. And if you ARE a maggot, then you should be treasured, as you can type.
2 ) No, they taste like maggots. They're kinda crunchy.
3 ) Woohoo.
4 ) Candied ants are good. You can buy tubs of them over here. I once bit an earwig because it kept moving after I squashed it.
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