~Sekhmet~...
 

I don't know how to begin except to say that you've made my evening. You may be wracking your brain to discover how, exactly, you managed to do so without your own knowledge, so to elucidate falls to me. Without further ado, I will do so, and present for gnet's consideration:

HOW ~SEKHMET~ MADE MY EVENING
by GothicusMaximus

BOOK ONE: THE INTERNET

Long ago, from the most shadowy corner of the American Political Arena, there stepped a man of extraordinary character, a man possessed of drive and vision rivaled by no other being ever to tread upon this earth, a man named Al Gore. Taking in his mighty hands a length of fiberoptic cable, he wrought a series of tubes grander than any mankind had yet witnessed, joining with these tubes every last computer within the range of god's sight and thus begetting THE INTERNET. The former vice president's magnum opus would visit boundless joy upon the people of the world- it was a bridge by which to reach the most distant friends, an endless fount of knowledge and entertainment. However, even a tool forged for the noblest purpose can be used to wicked ends, and before long those who sought to warp Gore's dream for their own despicable purpose made their presence known.

BOOK TWO: YOUR TITS

Sekhmet, endearing in her naivety and piteous in her ignorance, allowed several images of her mammary glands to drift about the internet, perhaps imagining that she could regulate to which arteries in Gore's great web the pictures traveled, that she might control who could gaze through their portal into the tubes and behold her tatas. Sekhmet imagined, Sekhmet acted, and somewhere, Al Gore, powerless to stop her or even warn her, wept. The depraved hordes who had claimed the internet as their own descended upon her milky-white breasts, shrill cries of MOAR and FAP FAP FAP upon their wretched lips. In an instant, a thing of purity was defiled, and my evening was made.

tl;dr: Sekhmet's boobs showed up on fucking 4chan tonight, guise!

I took a screencap just in case, but as lulz would have it, the thread was ARCHIVED and can be reviewed in its entirety by any who click here:

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl...3&x=these+tits

MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't post your tits on the internet, unless you're comfortable with a bunch of socially maladjusted, pasty nerds you've never met whacking off to them.

However, even as the lesson is sternly delineated, questions do remain unanswered: WHO POSTED THE ORIGINAL IMAGE TO /S/ (4chan's 'Sexy Beautiful Women' forum)? Was it a gnet member? If so, will he or she come forward, at the very least to receive my gratitude for the unquantifiable amusement he or she provided? Is that really Sekhmet in the final, braless pic? If so, what's with the Hillary Duff and Evanescence posters?
Minus ten goth points, yo.

Or we could ask why you were looking at /s/ to begin with.


I do like this comment, though.

"COME ON ALREADY.

I WANT TO FAP."

I was actually on /b/.
As you can see from the original post: "These tits dominated /s/, now they will dominate /b/". God, I'm not some big loser.

Understood.

These people are going great lengths to see the rest of her. Trying to get into her photobucket, etc. :[

I'm a big fan of the fellow who thought there would be pictures of guys sucking Sekhmet's tits and penetrating her on Photobucket.

This is rather creepy.

And 4chan on G-net? Fuck, my internets are colliding again.

It may bring you fleeting pleasures, but the Internet inevitably betrays you in the end.

Now I am scared.. I don't want my boob picture floating around.. dammit..

But you never even posted your boob picture. At least not in public. Sekhmet did.

True. But I don't trust people. I have trust issues..... *bites nails*

I guess you will think twice before giving pictures of your boobs out again. =P

Oh bollocks...

Uh...not good. Not good at all. 4chan is not good in general. Where's Sekhmet anyway? Does she know?

If I could rip off the perpetrator's ballsack right now...

EDIT: Gothicus, no need to be an ass about this, either.

Yeah, what JCC said. Way to be a cunt.

Ticking nervously biting her nails...

Why the feck would you do that?

Is that to me?

I think it's the whole thing in general, toots.

Why in the blue hell would you do that to her?

I meant the whole thing, why would you think it's funny to dangle it in her face?

Wow you had respect for humanity.

Yup, just a bit. It's gone now, though.

Sek, We love you! Goth your a punk.

Sek DID post a pic of her boobs on here. Whoever got them and distributed is indeed the bad guy... I suppose.

There's been a lot of chauvinistic bullshit going on in G.net as of late.

Running around, begging people to show their tits like you're 13 years old. Please. Pot calling the kettle black. For those booing on Gothicus and participating in the dumbassity of the past week and half can seriously go fuck themselves.

Gothicus, in my book, you've been just as chauvinistic and dumb as the rest of these jokers have been. Your wrong doesn't strike me as much less than theirs.

Don't include everyone on this thread, especially those of us hadn't participated in the "dumbassity" of that boobs thread, which is what I'm guessing you're talking about; at least that's what I got from what I've read in your post.

I just don't find it fair you're encompassing everyone in your statements. If you're not then don't use theirs or rest of these jokers, which, at least in the context it was used, implies you mean everyone who's responded to this thread. Maybe something like your wrong doesn't strike me less than some of theirs, or some of these jokers.

I'm just tired of being generalized with everyone else.

This isn't really the time to be grading peoples posts, Miss Noir.

It just annoys me when I'm thrown in with everyone else. Sorry, I just take offense easily.

I won't say anything farther about it, though.

Are you at fault for any of the dumbassity that's been spewing around here lately? If not, then no, I wasn't addressing you. Why would I?

But while we're at it, I do find it rather lame that this one incident has people flocking to flame Gothicus when there has been others who've been more or less disrespectful to the females here. If you want to get militant, get militant with all of them. I know for one that this thread is just as much in jest from GM as the fucking boobs thread.

You read too much into things, is what it is. Have a Valium or something.

Wow, we has real different sense o' humour!

No, I find this incident to be no less heinous (and I mean that in the most light hearted of ways) than the rest of the talk about people showing off their tits. This is not isolated or a special case in my opinion. That is all.

Then don't throw yourself in with everyone else?

Heinous? You is uptight, yo. The fact is that GM COULD have just PMed her, instead he waved it around and called her a retard. That's more fucked up than showing body parts.

Oh come the hell on. I've posted pics revealing more than that. We've all seen it. Unless I missed it, I don't remember GM outright calling her stupid. Sounded more like he was saying, "Be weary as to what you post on he interwebs. Peoples... they take your shits too far."

Meh, whatever. Sek is a big girl and she can handle her own affairs I'm sure. It's not that serious.

Fair enough, and I'm sorry for going off no you, Kontan.

I had a really bad day, and unfortunately I've been blowing up on everyone.

It's cool. I'm really not getting all wound up. Just playing devil's advocate. I'm still cool with everyone here.

That's good, you're too lovable to turn all "Agggh, I hate you." :D

Don't take that statement as creepy, I mean it in the friendliest possible way.

Sorry, that was a glaring error I needed to fix.

No sweat. ^___^

Wow. We could all let it drop for th emeantime and wait for Sek to respond, if she even chooses to do so. She's got a lot going on right now, and even the reaction (although in her favor) may be just one more thing, ya know?

In the meantime, I am certain she is capable of handling her own, and certain that she is capable of asking for any assistance should she need it. She's a smart cookie, she knows the possible risks of posting stuff.

I am not excusing the pilfering of the image, mind you, but I don't want her to be made into a naive when she is not a naive. I don't want her made into some demsel in distress when I believe her to be capable of manual visceration of those who would subdue her.

Let's wait for her to carry the torch should one need to be carried.

I really like how this post is viewed as an act of supreme evil which has lowered my esteemed peers' general opinions on humanity as a whole. Good to be up there with Hitler and Stalin.
What does this thread really mean, in the macrocosm? Absolutely nothing. How many posts does Gnet have all together? 400,000, if we're generous? The board on which Sekhmet's boobs were posted gets that many posts EVERY TWO DAYS, not to mention the fact that her tits are now archived . All I am is one more pale guy laughing, although I'd place myself a bit above most of my fellows in that I did alert the girl of what had happened, as I'm of the opinion that knowledge, even of this, is superior to total ignorance, especially given that from this situation there's a clear lesson to be gleaned.

Now, did I find the appearance of Sekhmet's tits on 4chan to be funny? GUILTY AS CHARGED. Shit was hilarious- here I'd been for the last couple of days lamenting the stupidity into which these boards, to which I had at one point enjoyed contributing, have declined, a status quo exemplified by such threads as 'SHOW US YOUR BOOBS', and then BAM, the breasts of a girl for whom I have no strong feelings but recognize as a gnet member show up on the cyberspace's bastion of imbecility and indecency- the very asshole of the net. Call me insensitive if doing so pleases you, I don't care. Hell, ask for me to be banned if you want, no great loss at this point. It was funny.
Anyway, Sekhmet, I'm sorry if my decision to make this news known in a manner that reflected the profound hilarity which I perceived to characterize the situation offends you. However, if you, or the people of gnet, want a witchhunt, I suggest you make an effort to deduce who originally posted your picture with the conscious intention of objectifying you, debasing you, and tossing you to the slavering hordes of 4chan, rather than denouncing me, a guy who really did nothing but watch, as the supreme evil.

You are not a prisoner of anything but your own inability, you are free to leave anytime you choose.

Hope keeps me going.

Hope is for people who didn't make better plans.

Also, Barack Obama.
Although that may be redundant, zing.