~Sekhmet~...

[gothicusmaximus]

I don't know how to begin except to say that you've made my evening. You may be wracking your brain to discover how, exactly, you managed to do so without your own knowledge, so to elucidate falls to me. Without further ado, I will do so, and present for gnet's consideration:

HOW ~SEKHMET~ MADE MY EVENING
by GothicusMaximus

BOOK ONE: THE INTERNET

Long ago, from the most shadowy corner of the American Political Arena, there stepped a man of extraordinary character, a man possessed of drive and vision rivaled by no other being ever to tread upon this earth, a man named Al Gore. Taking in his mighty hands a length of fiberoptic cable, he wrought a series of tubes grander than any mankind had yet witnessed, joining with these tubes every last computer within the range of god's sight and thus begetting THE INTERNET. The former vice president's magnum opus would visit boundless joy upon the people of the world- it was a bridge by which to reach the most distant friends, an endless fount of knowledge and entertainment. However, even a tool forged for the noblest purpose can be used to wicked ends, and before long those who sought to warp Gore's dream for their own despicable purpose made their presence known.

BOOK TWO: YOUR TITS

Sekhmet, endearing in her naivety and piteous in her ignorance, allowed several images of her mammary glands to drift about the internet, perhaps imagining that she could regulate to which arteries in Gore's great web the pictures traveled, that she might control who could gaze through their portal into the tubes and behold her tatas. Sekhmet imagined, Sekhmet acted, and somewhere, Al Gore, powerless to stop her or even warn her, wept. The depraved hordes who had claimed the internet as their own descended upon her milky-white breasts, shrill cries of MOAR and FAP FAP FAP upon their wretched lips. In an instant, a thing of purity was defiled, and my evening was made.

tl;dr: Sekhmet's boobs showed up on fucking 4chan tonight, guise!

I took a screencap just in case, but as lulz would have it, the thread was ARCHIVED and can be reviewed in its entirety by any who click here:

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl...3&x=these+tits

MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't post your tits on the internet, unless you're comfortable with a bunch of socially maladjusted, pasty nerds you've never met whacking off to them.

However, even as the lesson is sternly delineated, questions do remain unanswered: WHO POSTED THE ORIGINAL IMAGE TO /S/ (4chan's 'Sexy Beautiful Women' forum)? Was it a gnet member? If so, will he or she come forward, at the very least to receive my gratitude for the unquantifiable amusement he or she provided? Is that really Sekhmet in the final, braless pic? If so, what's with the Hillary Duff and Evanescence posters?
Minus ten goth points, yo.

[Xombie]

Or we could ask why you were looking at /s/ to begin with.


I do like this comment, though.

"COME ON ALREADY.

I WANT TO FAP."

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Xombie

Or we could ask why you were looking at /s/ to begin with.

I was actually on /b/.
As you can see from the original post: "These tits dominated /s/, now they will dominate /b/". God, I'm not some big loser.

[Xombie]

Understood.

These people are going great lengths to see the rest of her. Trying to get into her photobucket, etc. :[

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Xombie

Understood.

These people are going great lengths to see the rest of her. Trying to hack her photobucket, etc. :[

I'm a big fan of the fellow who thought there would be pictures of guys sucking Sekhmet's tits and penetrating her on Photobucket.

[viscus]

This is rather creepy.

And 4chan on G-net? Fuck, my internets are colliding again.

[Clockwork]

It may bring you fleeting pleasures, but the Internet inevitably betrays you in the end.

[korinna5555]

Now I am scared.. I don't want my boob picture floating around.. dammit..

[Mir]

But you never even posted your boob picture. At least not in public. Sekhmet did.

[korinna5555]

True. But I don't trust people. I have trust issues..... *bites nails*

[Mir]

I guess you will think twice before giving pictures of your boobs out again. =P

[Tha Duckman]

Oh bollocks...

[Lapin]

Uh...not good. Not good at all. 4chan is not good in general. Where's Sekhmet anyway? Does she know?

[JCC]

If I could rip off the perpetrator's ballsack right now...

EDIT: Gothicus, no need to be an ass about this, either.

[Tha Duckman]

Yeah, what JCC said. Way to be a cunt.

[tickingstitch]

Ticking nervously biting her nails...

[Graveyard.Crow]

Why the feck would you do that?

[tickingstitch]

Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow

Why the feck would you do that?

Is that to me?

[Tha Duckman]

I think it's the whole thing in general, toots.

[AngelikDemonik]

Why in the blue hell would you do that to her?

[Graveyard.Crow]

I meant the whole thing, why would you think it's funny to dangle it in her face?

[L'Oiseau Noir]

You're an asshole, dude. There's a difference between making her aware and just completely shitting all over her.

They have private messages for this sort of stuff. Then again, you probably find joy in completely humiliating someone on a public forum. Way to go. What little respect I had for humanity went down even more thanks to this thread.

[dark_dragon_of_ice]

Wow you had respect for humanity.

[L'Oiseau Noir]

Originally Posted by dark_dragon_of_ice

Wow you had respect for humanity.

Yup, just a bit. It's gone now, though.

[tickingstitch]

Sek, We love you! Goth your a punk.