So I says to her, I says...
 

Poke me with that thing one more time, and I'm gonna tear off your head and make love to the cavity.

Howdy, I'm new And I just dropped my ashtray typing this.

You can begin by doing the questions provided at the top of the board.

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1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

Make music, read comics, waste away, eat, unemployed, surf the web.

2. Where are you from?

Dublin, Ireland, but I'm now living in Limerick.

3. Who is your favorite author?

Chuck Palahniuk.

4. What are your favorite films?

Leon, Ghost World, 1984, Eraserhead, Being John Malkovich.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?

The funeral march.

6. At your funeral?

Mr. Self Destruct by Nine Inch Nails.

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?

Poisoned, then set on fire, and as I run around in flames, I run into the road, where I'm shot by a group of gang members, and run over by an articulated truck.

8. What kind of casket would you want?

A tupperware tub.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

Cling film.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?

Being allowed to call noise music. You just can't get away with that now.

11. What's your favorite band?

Pixies.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?

Very little.

13. Why did you join?

Partially out of boredom, mostly because I like forums.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?

I'm a dude.

Hmmm... sounds painful, yet fun to watch. Can I sell tickets?

Only if you give half of the takings to the Helen Keller Stand Up Comedy Foundation of New Orleans.

Do tell more. O_o

I have such confidence in the lucrativeness of such a spectacle, I'll give 60 percent to... wait... "Helen Keller"? Isn't that a blindness prevention Charity?

...I was joking...

Seriously, though. The stand up is great. Pick up the "Hrumph meh ploblud." DVD. Hilarious stuff. Very slap stick comedy.

A fellow Pixies fan. :D

Welcome.

Now I can welcome you. Welcome =p

Howdy.

Pixies rule.

Ha, that's like saying "Ah, a fellow person with decent music tastes."

Welcome. I wish I could give you credit for liking the Pixies, but you should by default anyway. Impress me elsewhere.

I ate a worm once.

I have eaten several worms. :D I got my parents drunk (I bartend at their parties--correction; I used to before they got a divorce)...anyways, if I get them really drunk, they will pay me $30 per worm :D

Never thought of making a business out of it. I jus tthought it would be cool.

I think he means tequila worms. xD

Regular worms are better. And I ate a few maggots, too.

:O :O :O D=

Nuuu! My brethren!

Please don't eat me!

Bitte? A tequila worm? Explain, please.

Hmmmm... when I bartend at parties I don't get my parents drunk, I get everyone else drunk. Life's much funnier that way.

Welcome Duckman.

Bloody Hell! Dude, maggots! Ewww... But out of curiosity: Do they taste like chicken?

Duckman, I very much enjoy reading your posts. I think you will be greatly loved here :D if not by everyone else then by me.

Ants taste nice too. Kinda sweet......

:p

I've tasted quite a few buggies......caterpillars are the nastiest. XP

Welcome aboard the Pirate rabbit hutch...
*passes iced zoo biscuit*

Um...soooo....cling-film....doesnt it get stuffy? :)

1 ) I won't eat you, as you're a human being, and I'm not down with the Jeffrey Dahmer thing. And if you ARE a maggot, then you should be treasured, as you can type.

2 ) No, they taste like maggots. They're kinda crunchy.

3 ) Woohoo.

4 ) Candied ants are good. You can buy tubs of them over here. I once bit an earwig because it kept moving after I squashed it.