Fao All You Goths
 

The average young Goth now looks like he spends more time in front of the mirror than a pubescent girl. You know what? If you’re going to spend 2 hours on your appearance every day why not work out you fat fucks? If you’re going to have a haircut that makes you look like a moderately powerful Pokemon, try to make sure you’re body doesn’t look like something that’s just been fished out of a river.

Insightful post.

That would in fact be the reason I joined a slimming club and also swim each week. I do not spend two hours on my appearance though.

Fat fucks!?! I resent that*slaps his bulging belly, that hangs over his belt*

That reminds me, I'm fucking starving.

Just grab a White Lightening, staple diet of the average Goff.

Ha, I loved it. Especially the Pokemon reference.

As am I*sticks a bat part way ito his mouth, and bites it's head off*

No thanks. I'm going to go have some Kebab! Mmm! Besides;

a) I'm not fat.
b) I'm not goth.

Ha.

Ugh... you're right*spits out bat, and brushes teeth*Taste like Guano, too...

I weigh 100 pounds :) !!

Are you really? That's uh...pretty skinny. Like, beyond David Tennant skinny.

What Does The Scale Say About His Weight, Vegeta?!?
It's Over 9000!!!
9000, Impossible, That Guy Has To Be A Total Fatass To Way That Much!!!

Oh Duane, thats funny shit. I'm 200 now. Counting in my job and new diet, I've now lost 65 pounds!

I know, and it's so original to boot, lolz.

I ended up gaining weight. I wasn't fat, but I was overweight.

Now I'm losing weight. Yay. My muscle is building back up though, which is even better than losing weight.

I'm 230 :(

I weigh 230 pounds, I need to lose some major weight, and gain mass muscle.Hm, I would've done so several years ago, but didn't, out of fear of turning into one of those assholes I hate most.

I do. That's why I am shrinking it! :D

I'm 164 right now. I have 27lbs to go. About two stone. (Lapin is learning to convert)

Much agreed! Honeythorn is fucking smoking!