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Old 02-10-2008, 01:15 PM   #1
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Fao All You Goths

The average young Goth now looks like he spends more time in front of the mirror than a pubescent girl. You know what? If you’re going to spend 2 hours on your appearance every day why not work out you fat fucks? If you’re going to have a haircut that makes you look like a moderately powerful Pokemon, try to make sure you’re body doesn’t look like something that’s just been fished out of a river.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:17 PM   #2
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Insightful post.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:20 PM   #3
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That would in fact be the reason I joined a slimming club and also swim each week. I do not spend two hours on my appearance though.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:21 PM   #4
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Fat fucks!?! I resent that*slaps his bulging belly, that hangs over his belt*
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:24 PM   #5
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That reminds me, I'm fucking starving.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:25 PM   #6
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Just grab a White Lightening, staple diet of the average Goff.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:25 PM   #7
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Ha, I loved it. Especially the Pokemon reference.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:27 PM   #8
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As am I*sticks a bat part way ito his mouth, and bites it's head off*
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:30 PM   #9
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Just grab a White Lightening, staple diet of the average Goff.
No thanks. I'm going to go have some Kebab! Mmm! Besides;

a) I'm not fat.
b) I'm not goth.

Ha.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:32 PM   #10
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Ugh... you're right*spits out bat, and brushes teeth*Taste like Guano, too...
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:41 PM   #11
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I weigh 100 pounds !!
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:43 PM   #12
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Are you really? That's uh...pretty skinny. Like, beyond David Tennant skinny.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:44 PM   #13
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What Does The Scale Say About His Weight, Vegeta?!?
It's Over 9000!!!
9000, Impossible, That Guy Has To Be A Total Fatass To Way That Much!!!
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:45 PM   #14
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Oh Duane, thats funny shit. I'm 200 now. Counting in my job and new diet, I've now lost 65 pounds!
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:46 PM   #15
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I know, and it's so original to boot, lolz.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:47 PM   #16
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I ended up gaining weight. I wasn't fat, but I was overweight.

Now I'm losing weight. Yay. My muscle is building back up though, which is even better than losing weight.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:48 PM   #17
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I'm 230
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:49 PM   #18
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I weigh 230 pounds, I need to lose some major weight, and gain mass muscle.Hm, I would've done so several years ago, but didn't, out of fear of turning into one of those assholes I hate most.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:50 PM   #19
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I do. That's why I am shrinking it!
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:51 PM   #20
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I'm 164 right now. I have 27lbs to go. About two stone. (Lapin is learning to convert)
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:51 PM   #21
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Much agreed! Honeythorn is fucking smoking!
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:51 PM   #22
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Curse the metric system! Stones, pounds and ounces all the way!

Aw...Sekhmet and Stormtrooper...I could....pat you both on the back! ^^
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:52 PM   #23
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Fuck yeah! *rubs up Miss Honeythorn*
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:53 PM   #24
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What's wrong with the metric system?
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:54 PM   #25
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It's confusing. Well it is to me. I was brought up with the old imperial system. I can't be doing with all these bloody kilograms and what have you.
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