Q: What did the five fingers say to the face?
A: SLAP!
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
I guess you'll be amused with my slap hierarchy. From the simple slap to the major slap:
5-Slap
4-Bitch slap
3-Book slap
2-Chicken slap
1-Fish slap
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You forgot curried snake slap and the balsa-wood slap.
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