What the fuck? Do I have mental health problems or something? I'm just asking my dad to bring something home to eat, and he suddenly goes "Doesn't that have cheese in it? You shouldn't eat it: you're getting fat!" I NEVER had weight issues. Maybe because I was too skinny, but never because I was overweight. So why the FUCK did that flip a switch and make me go "Bye Dad" and hangup really really quickly? Maybe because I was dreading the truth? What the hell am I supposed to believe in anymore?
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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