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05-26-2008, 10:41 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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I Am Great.
Hello, I am great and I just wanted to let you all know this.
I enjoy long walks on the beach and drinking coffee laced with alligator pheromones. It increases my chances of becoming a super hero with amazing abilities.
Dire Straits are also great, but I am substantially greater due to my fantastic knees. I once sent a letter to someone who lived an hour away by car that did not arrive, and this is most likely because the post-person saw that I wrote a letter and kept it for themselves to try and learn the super secrets of my greatness.
Peanuts taste good.
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05-26-2008, 10:58 AM
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#2
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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I'm good to see that the forum is starting to get people with a little more modesty.
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05-26-2008, 11:01 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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You loved me in another lifetime.
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05-26-2008, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
You loved me in another lifetime.
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This quote sums up why past lives are impossible.
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05-26-2008, 11:17 AM
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#5
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Trust me on this JCC-San.
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05-26-2008, 12:14 PM
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#6
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the fast road to Nowtown!
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How delightfully lulzy!
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Look at me, guys! I'm twirling my guitar and kicking just like we did at practice!
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05-26-2008, 12:15 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
Trust me on this JCC-San.
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Was I a geisha? I was at least a geisha, right?
Plus, I have this overwhelming feeling that you're Gothicus.
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05-26-2008, 12:16 PM
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#8
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Tha Duckman (in another life) > You.
JCC, I actually think this could be the Duckman!
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05-26-2008, 12:21 PM
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#9
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Who is this Duckman? I am quite obviously much more superior.
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05-26-2008, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Actually, that is a fair assumption.
Gothicus or Duckman. If this is Duckman, jeez, where's the bewbs?
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05-26-2008, 12:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Dire Straits, YO!
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05-26-2008, 12:26 PM
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#12
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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I Am Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-26-2008, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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I am greater! My interest in this thread has waned, as I'm pretty sure you're Gothicus's alter ego.
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05-26-2008, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Pfft, Gothicus can suck a fuck.
Oh wait, did I type that out loud?
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05-26-2008, 12:32 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Yesh.
Now.. if it's Ducky, he'd be interested in mah bewbs. *flashes*
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05-26-2008, 12:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 30
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But Bob Dole is greater!!!!!!! Bewbs!!!! (this is not duckman)
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05-26-2008, 12:34 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Fuck, am I this obvious? I guess I really am I one trick duck.
Also, y'all fuckin' KNOW this shit is gonna get deleted as soon as Crimson Emo Girly or the Old Perv' himself see this shit going down.
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05-26-2008, 12:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
But Bob Dole is greater!!!!!!! Bewbs!!!! (this is not duckman)
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Bob Dole is pretty great. I am depressed I did not think of this alias. I will make an alias Scarlet Whingy Boy and hit on Crimson Emo Girly.
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05-26-2008, 12:40 PM
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#19
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by Mir
I am greater! My interest in this thread has waned, as I'm pretty sure you're Gothicus's alter ego.
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I'm so confused. One minute he acts like Gothicus, the next, he makes a Duckman spam post.  WHO IS HE!!
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05-26-2008, 12:41 PM
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#20
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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I is the voyse inside yr head, and I be controllin' yoos!
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05-26-2008, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 30
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
Bob Dole is pretty great. I am depressed I did not think of this alias. I will make an alias Scarlet Whingy Boy and hit on Crimson Emo Girly.
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You are right to praise Bob Dole, you shall be a high priest of Bob Dole. For your first task Bob Dole demands 1 female sacrifice.
As for you non worshipers you will never guess as to Bob Dole's true identity!!
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05-26-2008, 12:46 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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How about we team up, Bob Dole? I'm sure there are plenty of them around here, and if they have penises I'm sure they still qualify.
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05-26-2008, 12:51 PM
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#23
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Bob Dole ain't cool. He got whupped by Clinton and that is saying something!
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05-26-2008, 12:52 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 30
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
How about we team up, Bob Dole? I'm sure there are plenty of them around here, and if they have penises I'm sure they still qualify.
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Bob Dole will allow you to have the ones with penises if you as part of the sacrificial ceremony send a picture before hand of them unclothed in order to figure out which ones do and do not have them. This is Bob Dole's word!!! Bob Dole!
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05-26-2008, 12:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 30
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Originally Posted by Mir
Bob Dole ain't cool. He got whupped by Clinton and that is saying something!
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Bob Dole was behind Clinton's victory, Bob Dole controlled Clinton from the shadows. Bob Dole is in control of the democrats, and the republicans. Bob Dole is all powerful. Bob Dole Bob Dole! High priest punish this infidel as you see fit, for Bob Dole commands it!
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