Newbi Josh Says Hi!!!

[Tron2ksa]

Hello i'm new here so i figured i'd give alittle bio
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job) Hobbies:
- martial arts,anime,singing,druming

2. Where are you from?
-Akron OHIO

3. Who is your favorite author?
-J.R.R.tolken
4. What are your favorite films?
-any thing thats not a horrer unless i'm next to a girl i can grab hold of at the scary parts yeah i know weird
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
Korn,BoNk,Mudvayne,Taproot,hootie and the blowfish
6. At your funeral?
BONK
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Quick and painless any thing as long as I don't end up paralized first
8. What kind of casket would you want?
something very midevil
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
any thing that that matches the thred in my poticular pair of bondage pants that day
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
NOTHING!!!!!
11. What's your favorite band?
Bonk www.myspace.com/bonk
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
i'm a JR at coventry highschool and some day i'll join the police academy
13. Why did you join?
seems like a cool web page
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Male




Alittle more about me:
my name is joshua A Bennett most people call me Josh or JAB
i am curently studding Tae Kwon Do, tie boxing,Judo, somukwon and kamukwon karate,tichikwon(fighting form of tichi), hop-ke-do, i-ke-do
pensake selat and 4 of the 5 shoulin long fist arts as well as capararra

my soul goal in life is to have complete and total control of my body down to the finest detail. I study law so that one day i might become a police officer in the swat team/K9 area. My ethnic backround is Scotish/Irish/Native amarican. I have black hair Blue eyes and very pail skin, I stand at about 5'5 i weaigh 138 lbs with 2% body fat.

things that Bug me are:
flaming or spamming
girls calling them selves fat
Jocks,preps,gangster wiger SOBs
slang,ebonics,L33t

things that send me off the deep end:
Guys hitting girls
my parents
being pushes ,spit on or called short
Rap music

Things i like:
Girls (red heads^^ yummy)
screwing with peoples heads
Sex
Sleeping/Cuddeling
inteligent people
SINGING
A GOOD MOSH with a nice mix of fat and skinny guys as well as some muscel heads
Fighting- nothing better than a good old throw down

Interesting facts about me
- famuos last word will be " so your a canabel"
- slip jointed and very flexible
- i've gotten out of a stright jacket by dislocating my shoulder blades ^^
- i've tryed almost all the positions of the kamasutra
- i make it a point to be friends with as many people as i can
- i'm very quiet and love to listen to peoples problems
- i've watched 3 girls fuck echother <in real life not in porno>
- i never talk trash about people
- i hate scary movies
- I think i could take on bruclee, jakie chan, and chuk lidell at the same time
- I like every kind of music excluding Rap, hiphop and contry
- Pain gets me off
- I'm wiccan
- very open minded to other religions tho i like to make people question things

[Tripitaka]

You seem like an interesting young man,
Hope we'll become well accquainted.

[Tron2ksa]

I hope so as well. Its nice t know i'm making a new friend ^_^

[MotherofMercies]

You might want to put that through spell check. Anyway have fun here.

[HumanePain]

I agree with the spell check comment. Mozilla's Firefox browser has one built in that underscores misspelled words in red. It will help keep you from getting flamed around here, as this is a literary site with a well read membership.

I like Mudvayne videos, awesome.

Welcome.

[Midnight_Fantasy]

Hello Welcome you seem interesting!

As for Mozilla Firefox spell checker, it gets annoying as it keeps telling me I've spelt words wrong mainly because it is American and I spell the British way...But oh well I just add the words to the dictionary.

[Morrigan_Dubh]

Originally Posted by Tron2ksa

I think i could take on bruclee, jakie chan, and chuk lidell at the same time

Huh *rolleyes* Those guys are pussies. Now, on the other hand, if you think you could take on Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Chuck Liddell at the same time - well, I'd LOVE to see that.

[Toxic_Envy]

my soul goal in life is to have complete and total control of my body down to the finest detail. I study law so that one day i might become a police officer in the swat team/K9 area. My ethnic backround is Scotish/Irish/Native amarican. I have black hair Blue eyes and very pail skin, I stand at about 5'5 i weaigh 138 lbs with 2% body fat.

It sounds like an intro you'd get on one of those dating sites. *Laughs* Welcome!!

[the_dude]

akron sucks!!!

[Jessie]

I'm Scottish, Irish, Native American too, and other things.

I'm also a newbie here, so 'ello.

[Clockwork]

Well, you've led an interesting life. I don't say that in an absolutely positive way. Though it seems like you can be nice enough...

Welcome to the forums.

[Encaitare]

- i've watched 3 girls fuck echother <in real life not in porno>

Wow... that is totally unnecessary for us to know.

[Tron2ksa]

Originally Posted by Encaitare

Wow... that is totally unnecessary for us to know.

I know i was waiting for some one to say something lol i'm surprised you where the only one unless i missed some ones post dislexia(hope i spelled that right) and all
Morrigan_Dubh- Thanks for correcting those names for me ^^ I'm a really poor speller not to metion typos the only english class i really like is poetry i'm more of a Bio/History buff ^_^.

btw would some one tell me how to use the firefox spell checker?