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04-07-2007, 12:16 AM
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Doktor Avalanche's New Hairstyle?
Hey, I heard DA had a new hair style while toruing with the Sisters M'era Luna with a...
shit.
He's not real. Sorry. Must have been some one else.
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04-07-2007, 06:32 PM
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NO WAY. HE'S SO REAL.
On the Sisters' site, there's an 'Ask the Doktor' page.
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04-07-2007, 06:36 PM
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I thought the sisters were too gloomy for your tastes, Mag
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04-07-2007, 06:46 PM
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Fuck me and Marry me young.
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04-07-2007, 06:57 PM
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Nope. I like the 2nd wave of gothic rock.
I'm an odd one.
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04-07-2007, 06:59 PM
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O rly? MMMmmmmmm....Andy....
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04-07-2007, 07:06 PM
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Oh yeah, and since when the hell are The Sisters of Mercy a "Modernist" Pop Rock and Rawrlll band? WTF LOLZA1. Honestly, Andrew's lost his mind in the nineties. Gawd, I think those sunglasses made him blind eventually.
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04-07-2007, 07:22 PM
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xD
I don't think they're much of an INDUSTRIAL groove-machine, either.
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04-07-2007, 07:24 PM
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T.S. Elliot is probably cursing Andrew in his grave...I actually feel sorry for Andy. He denies goth like oh I don't know...ROBERT SMITH D00D. Then he chages his style of music to 'Hard Rock'*, and shaves his head completely. No wonder the Mission UK was started.
Still, I will always love you no matter how nuts you are XD
* WTF is this the same Andrew Eldritch?
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04-07-2007, 07:43 PM
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He does it to be more goth.
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04-07-2007, 07:48 PM
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Hmm...never thought of it that way. He looks like a rapper in this pic
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...drew_Clear.JPG
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04-07-2007, 07:51 PM
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He also said in his denial 'speech' (paraphrasing): "People think I'm like so dark d000d and even if I wear black socks they think I'm like so gawth. We are a pop rock and roll band, not this g word thing d00d."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA
...oh black socks, that's a good one Andy!
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04-07-2007, 07:51 PM
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Well that's because he's trying to be a rivethead and failing miserably, hence the little shaved-head ponytail thing.
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04-07-2007, 07:58 PM
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I'm still cracking up about the "black socks thing" it actually went like this.
"I'm constantly confronted by representatives of popular culture who are far more goth than we, yet I have only to wear black socks to be stigmatised as the demon overlord."
what a n00b. Humanist? WTF?
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04-07-2007, 09:42 PM
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What do they have to do with humanism?
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04-07-2007, 11:21 PM
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In Nice Hair, it says that Andrew is bald because he drank a bathroom product.
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04-07-2007, 11:24 PM
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I say he's bald because he wants to be industrial.
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04-08-2007, 08:58 PM
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He's bald because he's a baby
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04-08-2007, 09:42 PM
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He's bald because he's getting on in years, and he noticed a bald spot, so he got all dramatic about it, and shaved off all his hair so no one would notice.
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04-08-2007, 09:57 PM
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Andrew is cute for doing that. I can just imagine him as a child like, 'ANDY ONLY HUMANIST MODERNIST! ANDY WHAT LOLLY POP! ANDY WANT DOWN FROM HIGH CHAIR'
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04-09-2007, 08:30 AM
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Doktor Avalanche is their drum machine. Maybe you meant to say Andrew Eldritch?
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04-09-2007, 02:54 PM
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We know he's their drum machine. That's the joke.
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04-09-2007, 02:57 PM
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The reason why I started this thread whuz 2 B CEWL XD (read beneath the forum catergories under music and you'll get the joke)
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04-09-2007, 02:59 PM
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In Nice Hair, it says that Andrew is bald because he drank a bathroom product.
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Speaking of which I'm pretty pissed at that creator of the comic for making Robert Smith 'Fat Bob' and everyone gets the cliche joke anyway. L00K AT DIS KEWL ARSE NEW FONT D00D0D0D0D0D0
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04-09-2007, 03:01 PM
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Actually, Siouxsie Sioux started that, methinks.
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