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07-16-2007, 09:05 AM
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I fell on my ass...
And landed on an ant nest.
My butt is REALLY FUCKIN' ITCHY!!!
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07-16-2007, 09:06 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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HAW HAW! haw...
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07-16-2007, 09:41 AM
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[Scratches ass].
fwefweafwef
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07-16-2007, 09:52 AM
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Really?
Maybe they thought u were a picnic item.
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07-16-2007, 09:57 AM
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Perhaps.
Those bastards!
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07-16-2007, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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(Tries to stop laughing long enough to comment) (Sorry, can't)
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07-16-2007, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Were they red ants or regular ants?
Or intergalatic space ants? Those ones are deadly
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07-16-2007, 02:06 PM
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They were brown. Not quite black, not quite red.
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07-16-2007, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Ouch. When I was a baby my cousins put me in an ant nest and laughed as they covered my body...and when I was 9 I had them up to my waist from falling into a GIANT one that was like quicksand.
>_>
You can pop the poison. Or make a cross on it with your finger nail. Or put lotion on it. All of them work.
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07-16-2007, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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They're all over my ass and my lower back and upper thighs. Fuck, man...
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07-16-2007, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Linen
Maybe they thought u were a picnic item.
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Now that's a classy picnic! Anyone for stoned duck?
Poor Duckman. Get some calamine lotion on it, and watch where you put your butt in future.
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07-16-2007, 05:07 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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How exactly did you end up on an ant's nest?
If you fell over, then "HA!"
If otherwise "o_0"
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Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
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07-16-2007, 08:14 PM
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Did that really happen?
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07-17-2007, 01:01 AM
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Yeah. I was chillin' with my baby sister and her neighbours dog jumped me.
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07-17-2007, 03:41 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I once put on a shirt filled with red ants. Don't ask how the ants got there, but let's just say I didn't know they were there.
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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07-17-2007, 03:57 AM
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Those CUNTS!!! What did I ever do to them?
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07-17-2007, 04:03 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Duckman... make my DP go away ='[
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-17-2007, 04:35 AM
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You need to do something creative. Draw a picture, make a song, create a statue out of yr own earwax and boogers. It won't make it go away, but it'll help.
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07-17-2007, 05:03 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
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It won't last forever right...
I feel so horrible now... My mom is the most unsupportive peice of shit... I was just starting to get better now I just feel a million times worse... I hate her sometimes... and then she accused me of doing drugs and now I am so scared she will find out because if she does my life will actually be over. Over. DP will seem like nothing after she's done with me...
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-17-2007, 05:25 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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No, it won't last forever, but be prepared for a possible backlash afterwards. Everything seems odd when it's over, sometimes. Now go make a song, yo!
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07-17-2007, 11:43 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Ouch. This reminds me of a horrible expirience as a kid. I was about four or five years old, and I had a neighbor who was my friend. I went outside to his house, and tried to reach the doorbell. The doorbell was above some grass, and I was unfortunate enough to stand up there when there was an anthill. I also had trouble reaching the doorbell, since I was quite short. I stood there from five to twenty minutes, I cannot remember. But I felt a lot of itching on my legs, and later on my back and chest. It appears I had ants all over my body by the time I realized I was on top of an anthill. I ran home and told my mom, who took off my clothes and put something on the bites. It did hurt a lot, and I have hated ants since then. I can`t belive how much of a moron I was, to not have realized I had stepped on an anthill.
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07-17-2007, 11:49 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh
How exactly did you end up on an ant's nest?
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Reminds me of a quote from Family Guy. "Hello, 911? It's Quagmire... Yeah, it's stuck in a window this time."
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