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12-11-2007, 04:33 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
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lubricate before you do a pipe...
I can't help but wonder - what the hell was this guy trying to do?
Firemen cut metal ring from man's penis
Friday, December 7, 2007
The fire brigade are ready to tackle any emergency...
Fire fighters came to the rescue of a man who found himself in a bit of a tight spot after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis.
The man, who has not been named, was rushed to the Royal Wigan Infirmary in Greater Manchester where doctors feared they would have to amputate as the ring was slowly cutting off the blood supply.
Firemen arrived at the hospital after an alert was issued and used a mini hand grinder to cut through the ring, which appeared to have been cut off from the end of a pipe.
The man was given an anaesthetic and a thin sheet of metal was placed around his penis to protect the skin during the successful 20-minute operation.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...0&in_page_id=2
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12-11-2007, 04:36 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Heh, and the Darwin Award goes to...
He could look at it from the bright side though, they enveloped his 'joystick' with metal in the end.
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12-11-2007, 06:11 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
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Oh, this one! Heehee.
asw linked to this in his news digest the other day. I should go find some of the gems he dug up, there's some wonderful ones. "Two Hindu gods have been given a court summons in India because of a land dispute"- that one was priceless.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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12-11-2007, 07:25 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Detroit
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I've noticed people like sticking their genitles into weird places, or having weird things shoved up them.
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12-11-2007, 07:26 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
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It's human nature- if there is a hole, stick something in it.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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12-11-2007, 07:32 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Detroit
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Originally Posted by Delkaetre
It's human nature- if there is a hole, stick something in it.
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I rarely ever laugh out that loud after reading something funny on the internet, but that "if there is a hole, stick something in it" seriously made me laugh out loud. =)
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12-11-2007, 07:33 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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It's so funny because it's true™.
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12-13-2007, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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They should have just shown him naked pictures of his granny - that would also have solved the problem. 
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12-13-2007, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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oh my god! (shakes head with eyes closed)
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12-14-2007, 07:19 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In AL, which sucks
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I bet everyone calls him "Pipe Fucker" from now on. If we knew him we'd never let him live it down. Its just too precious not to.
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12-15-2007, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
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Ha ha ha.
Wow.
That was stupid.
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12-30-2007, 04:27 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Colorado Springs, CO.
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I heard about a guy getting his slong stuck in one of those air jets on the side of one those motel swimming pool's.
fun times, fun times.
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01-02-2008, 10:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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A friend of mine, who was a student nurse at the time, told me of the guy who came into hospital with a milk bottle stuck up his arse. This was a good few years ago when milk came in glass bottle from the milkman. You just do have to wonder about some people... Now I totally get most fetishes, but there are some things that just shouldn't be tried...I mean...what if it had...broken inside him??? 8-/
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