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06-23-2010, 01:06 PM
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The greatest question of my life.
Why do guys like to draw penises on everything? And I mean, I've seen guys of all kinds do this...
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06-23-2010, 01:12 PM
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The greatest ...
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
Oh ho ... tee hee ... it is to laugh!
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06-23-2010, 01:13 PM
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Because you hang out with immature guys. Penis drawing usually stops after freshman year of college...though there are the occasional wierd, creepy guys who never move out of the Dorms and keep doing it till junior and even senior year.
These are the kind of guys who collect Girls Gone Wild DVDs and leave school to work at their Dad's dealership.
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06-23-2010, 01:14 PM
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Some girls do it too. There is something beautiful, primal and freeing in the carefree act of depicting genitals in their various forms as well as boobies. 
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06-23-2010, 01:16 PM
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I don't think it's very fun at all, to draw hairy balls on everything.
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06-23-2010, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Despanan
Because you hang out with immature guys. Penis drawing usually stops after freshman year of college...though there are the occasional wierd, creepy guys who never move out of the Dorms and keep doing it till junior and even senior year.
These are the kind of guys who collect Girls Gone Wild DVDs and leave school to work at their Dad's dealership.
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But this doesn't answer the question, as to why!
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06-23-2010, 01:19 PM
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Yeah, the first sentence answered it.
I never drew penises on things. I always figured it was a better use of my time to put penises into things.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
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the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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06-23-2010, 01:28 PM
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If I were going to immortalize my penis, I'd do something creative. Y'know, crop circles, or a full-on outfit with a hood for when I feel like going uncircumcized. I could stow my lunch in one ball and my personal effects in the other.
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06-23-2010, 01:33 PM
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!
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06-23-2010, 02:09 PM
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I've never drawn a penis in my life, and unless there is some reasonable need for me to do so, I never will willingly.
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06-23-2010, 03:16 PM
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... oh you guys.. don't be such prudes... its just balls... and balls are awesome!! I mean really, our ancient ancestors have been doing this crap for years...
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Last edited by ape descendant; 06-23-2010 at 03:17 PM.
Reason: Posting a giant stone age penis man might be in poor taste... considering the tone of the thread.
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06-23-2010, 07:15 PM
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I only started doing it as an adult, thanks to video games. Like in Okami when you get to draw a mask for yourself. Its just ASKING for you to draw a penis on Amaterasu's face!
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06-23-2010, 07:30 PM
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Oh totally!! I never even thought to do that!!!
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06-23-2010, 08:25 PM
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I must say that boredom has reared its hideous penis shaped head so terribly that we have collectively descended into...Duckland.
http://www.treehugger.com/dog_on_a_duck.jpg
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06-23-2010, 08:40 PM
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When I saw you had a question, I was prepared to answer, "no, you can't get pregnant from oral sex, but you can still get STDs."
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06-23-2010, 09:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I always figured it was a better use of my time to put penises into things.
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Oh, so that explains all those epic boners you chug.
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06-23-2010, 09:54 PM
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You know, I was always pissed off that no one bothered to make a realistic penis drawing. They're all crude, cartoonish, unrecogizable phallic symbols. It's worse when a girl does it, because you know she's never seen one before, and you're committed and can't show her a REAL penis. "Haha, that looks like a penis!" No, that's a dark blot on some wood. HA--I SAID WOOD!!!
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06-23-2010, 10:47 PM
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... oh you guys.. don't be such prudes... its just balls... and balls are awesome!! I mean really, our ancient ancestors have been doing this crap for years... |
Somewhere, there is a cave painting that depicts a penis and balls. Cave men probably sat around and chuckled about it, too. One minute they're running away from a saber tooth tiger, the next minute they're laughing at a cock and balls that was crudely drawn on a cave wall.
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06-24-2010, 01:25 AM
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Behold the Cerne Abbas giant. 
Been done for ever, still not funny.
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06-24-2010, 05:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
I don't think it's very fun at all, to draw hairy balls on everything.
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Well how about Sandy Balls?
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06-24-2010, 08:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I always figured it was a better use of my time to put penises into things.
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Originally Posted by korinna5555
Oh, so that explains all those epic boners you chug.
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I don't understand your faulty logic, seeing as how my statement was about using my time to put penises into things, not letting others put penises into me.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
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the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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06-24-2010, 08:25 AM
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That. Is. Awesome!!!!!!!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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06-25-2010, 06:23 PM
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Well Ben you are a thing and penises need to be put into things so there you go.
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06-26-2010, 08:42 AM
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Yes, but by my statement it was clear I wanted to be the puter, not the putee.
See what I just did there? I just made up 2 words. I may not put my penis into everything that has a hole in it, but I can sure fuck the English language when I want to! LMAO!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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06-27-2010, 10:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
Why do guys like to draw penises on everything? And I mean, I've seen guys of all kinds do this...
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Penis envy
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