the instructins the newbee's is cute

[antreg]

I'm wondering if I can place an order for strangers at my door step with indendiary devices.I think it's very cute and I can't wait to get mine.

[Duane]

I'll have a sign out that say, "He/she who approaches mine dominian, must pay a tribute, of one bottle of Dr. Pepper, or they shall be attacked by Gothra, crushed in her V of Doom!"

[Jaye Jang]

I already have a noob sign on mine. It reads: I childproofed my house, but they keep coming back.

[antreg]

I'm thinking more along the lines of chaining them in the snow and pouring cold water over there heads.but do what ya like.

[antreg]

Originally Posted by Ravenmother

I got another one... How about.

1. Everyone must wear a pink bonnet before ringing the bell or knocking.
2. No one shall sit on the chairs or tables unless they have preformed the 'Duck walk' up the stairs and back down with out falling.
3. No one shall wear shoes unless they are on their hands, everyone with smelly feet must clean their feet and walk on their hands for stinking up the house.

I like the duck walk