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07-06-2008, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: A little green dot...
Posts: 11
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*waves*
Greetings, nanoo-nanoo etc.
You can call me Nemi. I'm 21, Irish, and female (though the content of my posts may give you reason to doubt that in the future - I'm not what you'd call ladylike).
I'm a thorough cynic, and I like to think I'm incapable of taking anything seriously. I like my humour like I like my corpses; dry or foul.
My music taste varies considerably, from grunge through 60s, 70s and 80s rock to death metal. I'll give just about anything a listen, provided it's not 16 year olds whining about their difficult lives.
I like my films gorey and filled with black humour. If it's not filled with splatter and arterial gush, it's not worth watching.
I'm a voracious reader, willing to peruse the nutritional information sections on food packets when I'm out of more conventional reading material. Put print in front of me, and I'm happy as a pig in ****. (I also tend to use more expletives than actual words, what's the board policy on this, and how long do I have to be a member for before I can tell said policy to partake of a cactus-suppository??) My current literary flavour of the month is Joe Hill's "Heart-Shaped Box".
Meh...what else to say...I could follow the protocol and give you all the details of my little Goth fantasies, but Hell, that'd leave us with no interesting surprises. You want to know more? Get talking to me. I don't bite. Unless I'm asked to.
Looking forward to chatting with y'all...
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07-06-2008, 04:15 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 281
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Welcome!  Another irish gal!
May I ask what part of Ireland you are from? 
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07-06-2008, 05:57 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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I predict you and Underwater Ophelia will get along swimmingly. Your attitude reminds me of her for some reason.
Welcome!
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07-06-2008, 07:19 PM
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#4
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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Welcome, Nemi! I like your sense of humour.
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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07-06-2008, 09:22 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the fast road to Nowtown!
Posts: 857
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I can't wait to get your book soon...
And you can drop as many s/f/b/d/gd-bombs as you like. You just have to wait 25-30 posts to put in urls, 300 to sig and 500 to PM. The win is strong with this one too.
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Look at me, guys! I'm twirling my guitar and kicking just like we did at practice!
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07-07-2008, 12:54 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Near Southampton
Posts: 1,319
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Welcome. Stick around.
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07-07-2008, 10:02 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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You sound incredibly awesome, especially the death metal part..WELCOME ABOARD!
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07-07-2008, 10:28 AM
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#8
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
I predict you and Underwater Ophelia will get along swimmingly. Your attitude reminds me of her for some reason.
Welcome!
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It's funny you say that, because I was just going to tell her she's a loser!
But we'll see.
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07-07-2008, 11:25 AM
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#9
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Originally Posted by Nemi Montoya
I'm happy as a pig in ****.
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A pig in.... r.ape?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-07-2008, 11:35 AM
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#10
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
Posts: 388
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Originally Posted by Undead_Stagehand
Welcome, Nemi! I like your sense of humour.
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same here, also i too end up reading cereal packets,juice boxes,back of my farthers skull and whatnot.
sooooo what kind of clothes do you wear nemi? nice name by the way.
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"If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see."
-Spanish proverb
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
-Mae West
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07-07-2008, 12:28 PM
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#11
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Israel.
Posts: 467
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Originally Posted by Murasaki eyeliner
same here, also i too end up reading cereal packets,juice boxes,back of my farthers skull and whatnot.
sooooo what kind of clothes do you wear nemi? nice name by the way.
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I was sure that I'm the only wierd one who does that.
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07-08-2008, 06:21 AM
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#12
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: A little green dot...
Posts: 11
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Aaaaaarrrg! So many replies...let's go chronological...
Dabbadmc, I'm a filthy disgusting Dub. Are you a Paddy yourself? If so, whereabouts are you from?
For the people referencing Underwater Ophelia, I'm sure I'd be flattered if I knew who that was...so...emm...thanks?
Also, it's unsettling to read compliments on my sense of humour...give it a few days, you'll soon learn to hate me...mwahahahahaha....
Lolly PopMuzik, read the book, READ IT, and thanks for the advice, feck-arse-bollicks, hurray for Tourettes!
Underwater Ophelia, I've just noticed your post, and I'm not one to leap to conclusions early on, but where do you get this hostility from? Maybe your music tastes perhaps? Why not try some jazz, maybe some classical...or buy a cat? I hear they're good for combatting personal angst...
Godslayer Jillian, **** = shit.
Murasaki Eyeliner, ermmm....jeans and black tops I guess? Whatever's lying on the floor closest to the bed, and doesn't stink too much. I really have little time for appearances.
...note to self, don't leave the board for hours at a stretch, these people reply quickly....
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07-08-2008, 06:32 AM
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#13
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
A pig in.... r.ape?
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There is an American idiom:
"Happy as a pig in s h i t."
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07-08-2008, 08:02 AM
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#14
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by Nemi Montoya
Underwater Ophelia, I've just noticed your post, and I'm not one to leap to conclusions early on, but where do you get this hostility from? Maybe your music tastes perhaps? Why not try some jazz, maybe some classical...or buy a cat? I hear they're good for combatting personal angst...
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That interesting when you consider that you don't know anything about me.
God, all the cool people here know my hostility comes from my drugged out mom and screaming father and not my music, Jesus.
You're not cool.
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07-08-2008, 08:14 AM
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#15
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: A little green dot...
Posts: 11
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
That interesting when you consider that you don't know anything about me.
God, all the cool people here know my hostility comes from my drugged out mom and screaming father and not my music, Jesus.
You're not cool.
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Take a deep breath, and take account of the fact that I was joking.
Now, hello. I'm new here. I'm not trying to make any enemies, nor am I going to take shit. Therefore, let's all try to get along. Take everything I say as a joke, unless explicitly stated otherwise. Mmmkay?
I can tell we're going to be just the best of buds...
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07-08-2008, 10:30 AM
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#16
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
Posts: 388
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hey nemi i just checked out your website.what can i say, awsome
as for ophelia i think the reason she's cranky is because the bread landed on her skull.
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"If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see."
-Spanish proverb
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
-Mae West
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07-08-2008, 11:19 AM
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#17
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by Nemi Montoya
Take a deep breath, and take account of the fact that I was joking.
Now, hello. I'm new here. I'm not trying to make any enemies, nor am I going to take shit. Therefore, let's all try to get along. Take everything I say as a joke, unless explicitly stated otherwise. Mmmkay?
I can tell we're going to be just the best of buds...
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You're dumb.
Did the part about "all the cool kids" not tip you off that I wasn't being serious?
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07-08-2008, 11:23 AM
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#18
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Oh dear, instead of getting along swimmingly it is the unmovable object meets the irresistible force.
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07-08-2008, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 281
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I am indeed a 'paddy' myself. 
From up North, Portstewart. Near Coleraine, if you've heard of either.
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07-08-2008, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
Posts: 388
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
You're dumb.
Did the part about "all the cool kids" not tip you off that I wasn't being serious?
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ophelia take that stick out your arse,and while your at it remove the garden fence + gerbil too.
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"If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see."
-Spanish proverb
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
-Mae West
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07-08-2008, 02:20 PM
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#21
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by Murasaki eyeliner
ophelia take that stick out your arse,and while your at it remove the garden fence + gerbil too.
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The gerbil stays, fucker.
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07-08-2008, 02:44 PM
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#22
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: A little green dot...
Posts: 11
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My, aren't we tetchy. Let's try to bury the hatchet and move on to less...incendiary topics, shall we? Any suggestions?
Dabba (can I call you Dabba??) I have indeed heard of Coleraine, but not, unfortunately, Portstewart. Nice to have a neighbour on the board!
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07-08-2008, 03:18 PM
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#23
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 281
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Sure, Dabba or Dabs (the latter being my actual nickname).
It is indeed nice to have a neighbour here! We shall keep each other informed about upcoming gothic events of interest.
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07-08-2008, 03:23 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: A little green dot...
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...there are events of gothic interest in Ireland?? Since WHEN??? (not that I'm bitter or cynical or anything...)
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07-08-2008, 03:24 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by Nemi Montoya
My, aren't we tetchy. Let's try to bury the hatchet and move on to less...incendiary topics, shall we? Any suggestions?
Dabba (can I call you Dabba??) I have indeed heard of Coleraine, but not, unfortunately, Portstewart. Nice to have a neighbour on the board!
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I am quite the pistol.
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