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12-03-2008, 06:23 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Martain Law V1.2
Well, I just got back from talking with Andrew Eldritch*, and he has elected to grant me more emergency powers.** It is a responsibility I take seriously, and I promise to immediately return these powers to our congress once this Crisis of Awesome is weathered***. From now on, all particularly lame threads are henceforth not only about Boobs, but also Kontan Karite's birthday. Be sure to wish him many happy returns, and shower him in gifts (possibly, gifts of boobs).
Happy Birthday Kontan
End Transmission.
*Warning: Might be a lie.
** Warning: Probably a lie.
*** Warning: Definitely a lie.
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12-03-2008, 06:44 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Mother fucker. LoL!!
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12-03-2008, 07:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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There is so much levity and facetiousness here that I cannot ascertain whether it really is Kontan's birthday or not, so to error on the side of friendship,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KONTAN!
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12-03-2008, 09:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Go Kontan
It's your Birthday
Yo, we gonna party like
It's yer birthday
We gonna sip Bacardi
Like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday!
But Happy Birthday, from Molly and Fiddy.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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12-03-2008, 09:58 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Congratulations you're a year older,
That pie on the shelf is growing colder,
AAAAAAAA! Monkey Death Soldiers!!!
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12-04-2008, 04:15 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Um... Happy birthday!! Kontan!!
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12-04-2008, 05:25 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Pretoria, South Africa
Posts: 526
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Happy birthday, Kontankarite. Hope you have a good one!
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Give me money, give me sex,
Give me food and cigarettes.
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12-04-2008, 10:30 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Have a good one, dude.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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12-04-2008, 01:12 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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What he said.
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12-04-2008, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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...It's not my birthday... 
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12-04-2008, 02:51 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Have a good one anyway. And have one for me while you're at it. 
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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12-05-2008, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
...It's not my birthday... |
Under Martian Law everyday is now your birthday.
Now get your ass back to Martian Jail. You've got a 3:00 Lavaboarding scheduled. Don't be late.
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