The Most Pathetic Thing You May Ever See

[Mr.Doobie]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/fo...-1226030068365

FACEBOOK'S relationship status is set to become even more complicated with the launch of a fake companion service for lonely hearts.

Called Cloud Girlfriend, the service promises users with empty Facebook walls the chance to make their friends jealous.

How does it work? Well, it's not quite as dramatic as the plot of Weird Science, but it's almost as silly.

You describe your dream girlfriend to the company, which then creates a fake profile and starts sending pokes your way.

The instructions on the Cloud Girlfriend website read:

STEP 1: Define your perfect girlfriend.

STEP 2: We bring her into existence.

STEP 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favourite social network.

STEP 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl.

Whatthefuckisthisshitgetthefuckout!

[Alan]

I like the use of the meme in the article but they got it completely upside down. This is the VERY ESSENCE of forever alone guy.