Gnet...

There is a very real threat, menacing our collective good. There are those among you who are bargaining with disruptive spirits and wraiths of ill intent. Their machinations seem to be geared towards undermining our wholesome community and to pervert our collective values.

Beware of those who seek to bestow their wickedness on your lives in subversive ways.

Here on the internet, where it is the last domain of the devil, we must always be vigilant to stand against the demonic insurrections at our shores and our borders.

Beware...

[Fruitbat]

Originally Posted by namkcud

You are all class.

I've seen those before. However, do not blind yourself to the insurrections of evil spirits. They are among you now.

[Catch]

Inserection? Is that like a chubby?