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08-01-2007, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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You know what's funny until it actually happens to you?
Genital warts.
Not that I'd know. Just musing...
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08-01-2007, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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no, they'd still be funny. the looks on people's faces when they realize what they just ate is a riot
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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08-01-2007, 09:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
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Watching people trip then drop their lunch tray...the embarrassment. Ah, schadenfreude.
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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08-01-2007, 09:18 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
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falling down stairs in very public places
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08-01-2007, 09:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK
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Originally Posted by Lucretia_my_Reflection
falling down stairs in very public places
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I did that once...and as I fell, I grabbed my friends boob and broke her bra.
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~:She Is Your Suffering:~
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08-01-2007, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Did she then strip you naked and you had awesome lesbian sex right there?
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08-01-2007, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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I bet you'd like that...
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Better to be strong than pretty and useless
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08-01-2007, 09:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
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What is that? Honestly, I have no idea...
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††A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.††
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08-01-2007, 10:03 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
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Goneria.
heh heh heh
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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08-01-2007, 10:24 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow
I bet you'd like that...
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Would that make a difference?
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08-01-2007, 10:30 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
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"The problem with kids today,
is they're always thinking about getting laid,
when they should just play some games like:
Put the dick in the whole.
And you wanna hear something rad?
The other day I met a guy name chad
and he, liked doing other things like:
Playing hockey, yeah yeah yeah yeah NO"
- Moldy peaches
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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08-01-2007, 10:34 PM
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#12
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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"Who mistook the steak for chicken?"
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08-01-2007, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 156
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Chicken fried steak... is it chicken or steak?!
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08-01-2007, 11:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
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Falling off a barstool and busting out your front teeth all because you forgot to unwrap your legs from the rungs.
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08-01-2007, 11:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I'd laugh if I was high.
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08-01-2007, 11:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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I'd laugh anyway.
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08-01-2007, 11:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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She was laughing too, even while spitting out her bloody front teeth.
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08-01-2007, 11:20 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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You know what's fun to do? Spell AC / DC guitar solos.
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08-01-2007, 11:44 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Did she then strip you naked and you had awesome lesbian sex right there?
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No.......no we didn't.
Then again getting arrested in KFC for performing lesbian sex with a friend could be pretty bonding.
But ALAS! I don't have sex.
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08-01-2007, 11:51 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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*scoff* Prude!
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08-02-2007, 12:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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My sentiments EXACTLY.
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08-02-2007, 12:05 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by TopHaggardDoll
But ALAS! I don't have sex.
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Do you have a reason, or...just don't have sex?
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08-02-2007, 12:10 AM
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#23
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Maybe it's just a bare patch, like Barbie and Action Man.
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08-02-2007, 12:21 AM
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#24
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
Posts: 1,334
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Duckman T__T help me :'( my dp went all intense on me for no reason
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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08-02-2007, 12:38 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Do you play an instrument?
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