Grabbing or hitting a guy in the groin?

GenJaneu · 10-18-2005, 05:24 AM

A little while ago I was out clubbing with my girlfriends, and we started to talk about how to deal with drunk guys to try to grab your breasts or worse; and somebody suggested a quick knee.

My impression is that it just sort of knocks the wind out of a guy, but one of my friends said it can put a guy down and out for like 20 minutes -- even with just a good squeeze or a yank.

Are guys really that vulnerable & easy to incapacitate? I've never done it and I don't hope too -- but I'm now really curious about real life experience.

If you have any experience -- what did you do, why did you do it, & how incapacitated was the guy -- could he have hit back if he was mad enough, was he down long enough for you to get away. And how did you feel about it afterwards? I'm worried I would feel too guilty.

I still can't believe the stories I heard are common; I'd like some external detailed confirmation. I'd hate to try & kick some guy there if I was attacked, & find out it just made him more angry...

Thanks,

Gen

BloodyBlader · 10-18-2005, 05:48 AM

You hit a guy hard enough, he will cry >.> and yes it could bring him to the ground, i dont know about 20 minutes but 5 for sure. *covers groin and walks away*

MrMaelstrom · 10-18-2005, 06:22 AM

If you hit hard enough you can kill someone (FACT).

If you miss.... ...well, little girl, I hope you can run very fast.

Males tend to take threats to their groin VERY seriously.

edible_eye · 10-18-2005, 07:44 AM

fuckin' groan.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 10-18-2005, 09:04 AM

As a woman who has had to SQUEEZE someone's Balls while I was getting the shit beat out of me, I really don't reccommend it.

Yes, it hurt him..

But it only served to make him friggin ANGRIER, which was very, very, bad. He was NOT immobilized, just super fucking pissed off.

There are other ways to handle being groped in a club, that are less likely to endanger your life.

A. (The Easiest) Tell a Bouncer, and have the guy thrown out.

B. Scream LOUDLY. That always brings other guys running who would love to help.

C. Scream Loudly, then drive the heel of your shoe into the softer part of the top of his foot.

D. SCREAM, throw your drink in his face, THEN stomp on the top of his foot with your heel.

E. Only in the most EXTREME of situations, cup your hands and slap each of his ears, with your hands cupped, as hard as you can.

This will accomplish several things.

First, if you do it right, you will rupture his eardrums. Second, without your eardrums, you have no balance and can't walk. Third, rupturing your eardrums hurts like fucking hell, and pretty much chases away any thoughts of groping you further.

If you don't want to go for the full rupture, slap flat handed on each ear, instead of cupped.

Those are all workable suggestions, but as Mael said, if you are going to kick a guy in the balls, you better be prepared to run and run fast.

It is NOT, I repeat NOT, the fail safe most girls like to think it is.

And it has the potential to put you in an even WORSE situation.

And no one wants that...

Tall One In Black · 10-18-2005, 10:35 AM

I think it's always best to ask for help if you're being molested in a club. If you fight the guy off, he's likely to just go harass some other woman. But having a bouncer throw him out protects you and all the other women (and possibly men) in the club.

EPS has good suggestions. Stepping on the foot is particularly good because you can do that even if he has your arms pinned. Failing that, I'd probably go for an elbow to the throat or finger to the eye.

Any counterattack that's ineffective has the potential to make an attacker angrier, but hitting a guy in the balls probably has the highest chance of pissing him off and causing him to come at you more violently.

I'm fortunate that I've never been molested in a club. Probably that has something to do with my size and a lot to do with my "dancing" style - jumping, stomping and generally flailing about so that anyone within three feet would likely be knocked unconscious by a swinging appendage. :P

Empty_Purple_Stars · 10-18-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Tall One In Black

I'm fortunate that I've never been molested in a club. Probably that has something to do with my size and a lot to do with my "dancing" style - jumping, stomping and generally flailing about so that anyone within three feet would likely be knocked unconscious by a swinging appendage. :P

A woman after my own black heart..

I dig you more and more everytime you post..

The Crazy Irishman · 10-18-2005, 11:24 AM

Having been kicked in the balls (though I all but asked for it), it did hurt a damn lot, but as it was a mate who had kicked me and I knew it was my fault, I just sat down for a while. But as others said, it isn't the best deterrant, as most times you'll have just made the guy very pissed off

Disfunction · 10-18-2005, 01:25 PM

I got kicked in the nuts, voluntarily, by a black belt who didn't hold back. She was a gem. I was trying to prove a point to a group of people that getting sacked doesn't hurt as much as most people seem to enjoy portraying it, but after the fact, I started to question the genius of my actions due to some prior complications in that particular region of my body.

I'm not the only guy I know with the mystical ability to not be impacted by this. In fact, I think that a lot of guys like to milk it at times, because if you don't go down, it implies that you don't have anything to hit. Man, I wish that was the case. I'd go around as a crime fighting eunuch.

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Tall One In Black · 10-18-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

A woman after my own black heart..

I dig you more and more everytime you post..

Awww, you're makin' me blush. Thankee!

punkirony · 10-18-2005, 02:29 PM

I really want to kick kennylee in the groin right now...EPS! Close the kennylee thread please...or kick him out. It'll do a lot of good for the community.

Disfunction · 10-18-2005, 02:58 PM

And while you're at it, EPS, maybe you can delete that thread I've been asking you to get rid of?

spookypurple · 10-18-2005, 03:05 PM

This only happened once to me. In a club. Minding my own. Some amateur gynaecologist gets frisky. Lively song comes on. I get into arm-flingy mode. 30 seconds later, he's on the floor. "Oh, I'm sorry, did I catch you?"

I wouldn't mind, but my hubby was there and never saw a darned thing!

Empty_Purple_Stars · 10-18-2005, 08:23 PM

*** crap - sorry - Manimal here - EPS does not have balls ***

It all depends. If you're standing around minding your own business chatting with friends and your son runs full speed straight into your nutsack with a motorcycle helmet... that'll put you down.

Now if you are the heat of a moment (not THAT kind of moment) full of fire and adrenalin then a tolchok to the yarbles is not likely to phase you much unless it is a MightyMegazoreChodeChop - at which point an ambulance better be on the way. I'd wager a drunk guy would also be numb enough to not drop immediately as well.

AlKilyu · 10-19-2005, 12:25 AM

One thing to remember that an assult on a man's twig and berries, regardless of the force of the impact, can have a delayed reaction (especially if he is preoccupied or drinking) and some, like me,

have balls of steel...

And while I agree 150% a guy should not do that or be allowed to go unpunished, I would suggest getting a hold of security, since you ruin the risk of scarring a guy for life who was too drunk to know any better.

****? Oh hell yes...do whatever you need to do to get he F outta Dodge and go get help immediatly.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-19-2005, 01:32 AM

I kicked a dude in the nuts for calling me a whore....and he went to hospital. Poor guy.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-19-2005, 01:33 AM

* Note to everyone:

No matter how angry you are, never kick a guy there with a pair of Doc Martens or Super heavy Combat Boots...You'll end up paying for hospital fees

spookypurple · 10-19-2005, 05:00 AM

Good tip. Thanks. Will behave in future.

What am I saying.... I have been. The unfortunate trip/catch incident was about 9 years ago.

Younger and happier days. I think my days of being frisked are well and truly over. Ha ha.

edible_eye · 10-19-2005, 09:59 AM

think so spooky? don't let me find you drunk in a pub some night with that come-hither stare you're displaying in your avatar.

Disfunction · 10-19-2005, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by AlKilyu

****? Oh hell yes...do whatever you need to do to get he F outta Dodge and go get help immediatly.

I wonder why that seems to be the only word that gets censored.

edible_eye · 10-19-2005, 11:12 AM

well. ****** also gets censored, dis. as in - amy fisher, the long island ******...

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-19-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

If you hit hard enough you can kill someone (FACT).

This is true. The shock can kill a man (but is relevant of many factors).

And E_P_S, that is great advice, and all entirely true.

demoncross · 10-19-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

This is true. The shock can kill a man (but is relevant of many factors).

And E_P_S, that is great advice, and all entirely true.

Exactly, you can make a guy drop to the floor in agonizing pain if you catch him off guard, but the same can be said of a good punch in the gut, but the fact of the matter still remains that if you do that to pissed off guy coming at you, you will most likely just infuriate him more, unless you like to wear combat/construction gear like demonista. (Tough you probably look really freakin’ hot in it D!)

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-19-2005, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by demoncross

Exactly, you can make a guy drop to the floor in agonizing pain if you catch him off guard, but the same can be said of a good punch in the gut, but the fact of the matter still remains that if you do that to pissed off guy coming at you, you will most likely just infuriate him more, unless you like to wear combat/construction gear like demonista. (Tough you probably look really freakin’ hot in it D!)

Yeah, if he's mad enough, I'm sure he'll at least try to get you. And let's hope that he never does.

And I'm going for 'YES' on the "does Demonista look hawt in combat boots?" question.

Suiside_Kitty · 10-19-2005, 07:20 PM

Didn't someone in another thread say that our lovely little Alien Acid of Mercy is only 13?? Too young to be called hot. =P But deffinitly adorable!