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11-19-2006, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
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granted you cook a wonderful meal, with 3 courses and side dishes....and then burn it all!!!
i wish i had applied for leave earlier.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-19-2006, 09:44 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
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granted you do so, you arrive back at work finding someone fucked up your stuff
i wish i was loaded with money
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11-19-2006, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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granted...every cavity in your body will be stuffed with cash... 
i wish the junior engineers were total idiots.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-19-2006, 09:54 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
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granted they decided to make your job more fun with less than witty comments
i wish that my homework was done and correctly, DAMN YOU PHYSICS! T.T I mourn for my wellbeing.
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11-19-2006, 09:58 PM
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#1505
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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granted...but all your other subjects crash and burn...
i wish i hada huge bar of orange chocolate to myself.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-19-2006, 10:00 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
Posts: 499
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granted it gets stuck in your braces and your lover laughs at you for the brown teeth -.-
i wish that it was 9pm again so i could have more time to do this homework
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11-19-2006, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 68
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Your wish is granted but time suddenly stops and you are trapped in that time period forever.
I wish that I had a new pair of shoes.
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11-19-2006, 10:01 PM
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#1508
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
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granted...but its 9pm tonight and your homework is late!
i wish the wind would stop blowing so harshly...
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-19-2006, 10:02 PM
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#1509
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
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eek! ok....granted you hjave new shoes but their is lead in the soles and it hurts to walk in them...
same wish as before...
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-19-2006, 10:04 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
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granted it stills and someone farts in the room...
I wish that i had the perfect life ^.^ give me a granted! i dare you!
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11-19-2006, 10:08 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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granted...but you get bored, quickly!
i wish everything was easy!
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-19-2006, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
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granted it becomes to easy to take a dump and you go in your pants in the middle of a wedding
i wish i had the ability to shapeshift like mystic??? X-MEN person
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11-20-2006, 12:21 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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*mystique, I think.*
Granted, but you get sick if you go too long without shifting. It gets worse and worse, and you end up having to shift so fast that you end up in the mental hospital cuz you're driving yourself and everyone else nuts.
I wish I could sculpt and paint really well. Like Bernini and Blair Leighton, or people of their calibre. *drools over skill so evident in their art*
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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11-20-2006, 01:01 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Granted. You're the world's new Renaissance Man, even surpassing the classical ones.
Unfortunately, no one ever sees, hears about, or knows you ever existed and you, the world's greatest artist, fade away from existence with no ressonancne in the world.
Wow... Nihilism is sometimes depressive.
I wish I could grow my 'hawk already. (and, of course, that no one tells me to cut it) (and no, I don't want a head eating 'hawk)
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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11-20-2006, 01:16 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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Eh, fading away with no ressonance in the world will probably be my fate anyway, whether or not I'm the world's greatest artist. I'm pretty much resigned to that.
Granted, but it will only grow about a centimetre tall, and you'll end up looking like you have some sort of shoe brush on your head.
By the way, your quote in your sig is awesome. I followed the Holy Trinity logic a bit to far one day, and ended up realizing that God is his own grandfather, father, and son. All at the same time. It's Super-Incest!
I wish I was motivated enough to get off my ass and buy some new (second hand) clothes.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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11-20-2006, 05:07 AM
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#1516
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: United States.
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Your lazyness is cured you go and buy a new shirst at the store and wear it. What you did not know however is that the shirt is covered in Anthrax and you contract it and shortly die.
I wish I had a whole week off for thanksgiving instead of just 5 days.
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"What a bunch of garbage: liberal, democrat, conservative, republican. Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job, of Slavery Inc."
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11-20-2006, 05:55 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
Posts: 2,619
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You get your week off, but in the process, loose your job and eventually have to get one scraping the poop off of bathroom walls.
I wish I could apply white foundation without breaking out all over.
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11-20-2006, 11:27 AM
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#1518
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Get a CT scan and find out
Posts: 373
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Granted. Intsead of breaking out, you have a stroke.
I wish I could successfully transfer all the ideas in my head onto paper into a coherent narrative.
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11-20-2006, 12:06 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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Granted. All of the thoughts you've been dying to express but haven't known how are suddenly transferred perfectly on to paper, carrying the exact connotation they were meant to, communicated perfectly in every way. A friend of yours picks it up and reads it, and decides that it just might be the most profound thing ever written. Together, the two of you decide to submit it to a publisher. A week later, you receive this letter:
"Dear [Tumor],
We apologize, but at this time we are simply not looking for works like this. The title is too pedantic, and the content is for a different audience than any publisher THESE days is willing to cater to. Try writing something more like Nora Roberts.
Sincerely,
Every Publisher In The World."
Faced with such blatant rejection and unable to avoid the superficiality of today's society, you sink in to a deep depression and stop washing yourself. Soon, you've gotten so dirty that you can grow turnips in your ears. By some odd coincidence, that metaphor becomes reality and large turnips begin germinating in your orifices. They grow so large that your skull cracks and you die.
I wish I had more money.
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
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11-20-2006, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
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Granted. You find a penny on the ground. 
I wish humans weren't so stupid.
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You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!
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11-20-2006, 09:38 PM
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#1521
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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granted, they gain great intelligence but their lives become considerably shorter...
i wish it was friday!
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-20-2006, 09:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Granted, it's now Friday, and you have ruined all of America's kids' Thanksgiving break.
Uh-oh, they're coming after you! 
I wish I could have fun with everything I do.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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11-20-2006, 09:51 PM
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#1523
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
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granted...but you bore easily and decide to do nothing at all...
i wish i had a lovely bag of raspberry gum drops!
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-20-2006, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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Granted, but they've gone mouldy. Though it's a very pretty mould.
I wish I didn't have so much work to do.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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11-21-2006, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Get a CT scan and find out
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Granted. You now have twice as much.
I wish my discman headphones weren't broken.
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