The "^" , "<" and "v" Game

[biohazard]

^ wants a hug, < wants to spend time alone, and v is single, and looking for someone.

[Solumina]

< huggles ^^ because huggles are way better than hugs. < also thinks that ^ and v should join in the huggling, although < has a boyfriend but he is okay with < huggling people

[Dancing_in_rain]

< is perplexed and feeling rather claustrophobic. < does not want a hug or a huggle. < wants v to give < chocolate and painkillers. Will v do that please?

[Aaroneet]

V will give ample chocolate and painkillers. < asks if ^ wants one as well.

[Dark_love_2008]

< is happy to supply chocolate and painkillers. < will hand them to anyone who wants them.

< believes that v will try to say somethng somewhat smart and < incourages V to do so. and all others after v.

[LiUsAiDh]

<Can't think of anything smart (sorry to ^) hopes that v will attempt to make this a little more interesting...

[Aaroneet]

v will make an an attempt to make this a little more interesting by making jokes that send ^ and < into hysterics.

[Dancing_in_rain]

< will try to amuse ^.

Why did the turkey cross the road?



To prove he wasn't a chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha. SO FUNNY! Not.





I have a funnier one though...

Read the paragraph first and then higlight the next bit.



After a few too many drinks, she started to talk a bit more about herself.
'"Ï screw anythin that moves and some thigns that don't. I'll screw in any way possible; lying down, standing up, sitting, in bed, in the woos, in the car, back seat, front seat, in a nightclub, in your girlfriend's bathroom, eyes closed, blindfolded, silently, with protection, without protction, any time. I'm really very versatile."




"I see" he said. "You're a lawyer too eh? What firm o you work for?"

[Aaroneet]

And ^ was amused by <.

[Dancing_in_rain]

< cocks head confusedly

Rooster? No, wait...this isn't the thread where I reveal my liking of Roosters.

Will v buy me a pet rooster please?

[Aaroneet]

v will buy you a pet rooster if < agrees to pay for it.

[Slap Your Love]

< is very glad < found this thread because < loves it
and so does ^ and V. Correct? and yes, < will buy a rooster
if ^ agrees to pay for it and give it to V.

[korinna5555]

< LOOOOVES this thread
< missed it and thanks ^ for finding it again
< does not care for a rooster but perhaps ^ or V does?

[Delkaetre]

^ is uninterested in the rooster? < is as well, unfortunately.
V wants the rooster?

[Methadrine]

< is a friggin' cock. This amuses V and ^.

[bleedingheart344]

< Is supposedly amused, according to Methadrine. ^ Is also a rooster, apparantly. V will find it difficult to fit into this conversation.

[Lapin]

^ Leaves the thread in a awkward place
< Is listening to a really bad movie soundtrack on TV
v Is hopefully listening to something better

[Delkaetre]

< is listening to Shaun of the Dead, which is hopefully better than what ^ is listening to.
What is V listening to?

[Methadrine]

< listens to 1959. ^ like this and V is going to tell us something important.

[Lapin]

^Is sadly delusional
<Was listening to the Bratz movie
v Is going to dance for us

[Delkaetre]

< will not dance unless ^ or ^^ is paying me into the club and buying my drinks.
V will dance instead.

[Lapin]

^ I better get a guarantee on sex if I'm paying for drinks
< I don't dance, and you can't make me
v Dance, monkey, dance!

[Delkaetre]

< is not dancing unless ^ or V are paying for drinks.

[Breathless Horror]

^ had better get her dancing shoes, because < is paying for the drinks, as long as V eats a cookie and pitches in for drinks.

[Underwater Ophelia]

<Hah, wouldn't be caught dead in a club tonight, nor paying for drinks, and laughs at ^. Hopes v isn't so silly.